**THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

1 posted on 09/16/2016 5:43:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 09/16/2016 5:44:36 AM PDT by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)

It’s my FReeper Birthday!

3 posted on 09/16/2016 5:45:34 AM PDT by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)

WOW! TOP 5!!Good Morning Friday!!

4 posted on 09/16/2016 5:48:13 AM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")

5 posted on 09/16/2016 5:48:43 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)

6 posted on 09/16/2016 5:48:44 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)

Top ten? Thanks Lucky.

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.

Speaking of shapes... I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?

My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"

So I invited the boys over. One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter, the others brought beer. I contributed some sheet metal. Took us about 4 hours, mostly to drink the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.

Wife is still speechless... I am certain not for much longer though.

Two mailmen are talking on the sidewalk after finishing their routes for the day.

Suddenly one of them steps on a slug. "Why did you do that?", asked the other guy.

The first mailman wiped off his shoe and said, "That SOB has been following me all day".

If you don't care for this sign, maybe you belong to the wrong sect:

h/t FReeper caww

Marvin had been to the Chili cook off before.

Speaking of gas:

While at dinner party, a man farts.

Other man says, “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.

Farter says, “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn.”

Sometimes ya just can't fix stupid.

According to DC Whispers, this cartoon got
Mr. Garrison banned.

Participating in a gun buyback program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.
h/t jj

Dear Washintgon,

America is coming,

and they’re bringing Donald J Trump.
h/t FReeper Paleo Pete

h/t joe

h/t FReeper Grandpa Dave

Here's an advertisement you'll never see again:

\ h/t FReeper Iron Munro

7 posted on 09/16/2016 5:49:00 AM PDT by upchuck (Proud member of the 50% in the deplorable basket. Go Trump/Pence!)

The stack of books is funny!

8 posted on 09/16/2016 5:50:27 AM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...

FALL

INTO

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9 posted on 09/16/2016 5:54:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)

This thread is deplorable!

10 posted on 09/16/2016 5:59:45 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Yep, I'm deplorable!)

Regarding your Official Friday Silliness animated gif - looks like it’s Silliness indeed - from the Ministry of Silly Walks, Scooby-style.

11 posted on 09/16/2016 6:03:43 AM PDT by C210N

“It used to be, cars were made in Flint and you couldn’t drink the water in Mexico. Now, the cars are made in Mexico and you cannot drink the water in Flint. that’s not good” ~ Donald Trump, Flint, MI 09.14.16

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/09/14/trump_in_flint_it_used_to_be_that_we_built_cars_in_michigan_and_didnt_drink_water_in_mexico_now_its_the_opposite.html

12 posted on 09/16/2016 6:09:10 AM PDT by Daffynition (*If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?*~ Gene Wilder)

13 posted on 09/16/2016 6:13:44 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Vote Trump. Defeat the Clinton Crime Syndicate. Reset America.)

IN! TOP -— something.

14 posted on 09/16/2016 6:24:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (My path is my choice. I will not be the product of someone else's limitations. *warriormind*)

15 posted on 09/16/2016 6:29:10 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)

This is the most deplorable thing that I witnessed all week.

Black ops Freepers scored a deep penetrating direct hit on the enemy this week! This is our most complete battle damage assessment but indications are that Hugh and Series repercussions would be forthcoming prior to their internet countermeasures being employed. (sorry about the size and multiple readings may be required to capture all of the nuances!)

EAGLES UP !!!

16 posted on 09/16/2016 6:52:45 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)

Woo Hoo !

Happy Friday everyone :)

17 posted on 09/16/2016 6:58:19 AM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)

Good Morning.

I know. I’m late.

18 posted on 09/16/2016 7:25:01 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)

TOP WHATEVER!

Have a nice weekend everyone!

19 posted on 09/16/2016 8:16:36 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)

20 posted on 09/16/2016 8:25:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)

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