My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.
Speaking of shapes... I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?
My wife said "Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!"
So I invited the boys over. One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter, the others brought beer. I contributed some sheet metal. Took us about 4 hours, mostly to drink the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.
Wife is still speechless... I am certain not for much longer though.
Two mailmen are talking on the sidewalk after finishing their routes for the day.
Suddenly one of them steps on a slug. "Why did you do that?", asked the other guy.
The first mailman wiped off his shoe and said, "That SOB has been following me all day".
If you don't care for this sign, maybe you belong to the wrong sect:
h/t FReeper caww
Marvin had been to the Chili cook off before.
Speaking of gas:
While at dinner party, a man farts.
Other man says, “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.
Farter says, “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn.”
Sometimes ya just can't fix stupid.
According to DC Whispers, this cartoon got
Mr. Garrison banned.
Participating in a gun buyback program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.
h/t jj
Dear Washintgon,
America is coming,
and they’re bringing Donald J Trump.
h/t FReeper Paleo Pete
h/t joe
h/t FReeper Grandpa Dave
Here's an advertisement you'll never see again:
\ h/t FReeper Iron Munro
