Anyone up for a challenge?
Posted on 10/21/2016 5:45:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
IBTP
Send in the clowns!
Thanks for your work, and the ping, every week.
Cheers
Jim
And, oh year, in, top 10!
First ever!
Cheers
Jim
Oh, yeah.
Geeeez.
Top 7
I made it. Now I’m gone.
Top 20!
My computer and TV have gone Walkabout so I have to use my little tiny Beaver like deviceand it doesn’t recognize foreign words like beaver. so I’m in a major quandary. but I found the Friday Silliness thread so I thank you lucky 19!!!
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h/t Impala64ssa
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh darling, I' m sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
"Your horse phoned."
People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart.
There is no true definition of normal. Everyone has their own different stupid thing they like to do.
You call it making a mess. I call it marking my territory.
Sanitizers: The thing you use when you're too lazy to wash your hands.
One day he became determined to ask her the question. So he called her on the phone, "Doris?"
"Yes, this is Doris."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Always connected to Wife when she is around.
But when Wife is out of range, it automatically starts searching for new devices.
"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your silly axe and cut it down."
The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes there is a mighty crash. The giant redwood is down, just barely missing the lumberjack's door.
"I cut the tree down," says the guy.
The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man.
"You mean the Sahara Desert?" asks the head lumberjack.
"Sure... That's what they call it now!"
With a low voice he said to his wife, "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife, "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Smith, "But I want you to."
Wife, "But why?"
Smith, "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom."
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" and the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
Where’d you get my school picture?
Bump for Dr Zuess :)
Looks like you care very much for Bacon. Great gif!
Love the Garage!
:-)
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