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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 10/21/2016 5:45:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

R.I.P.



And, one for Bill.



#FALLSONGS

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MORE #FALLSONGS

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EVEN MORE #FALLSONGS

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: autumn; fall; ofst; silliness
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Anyone up for a challenge?


1 posted on 10/21/2016 5:45:37 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...






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2 posted on 10/21/2016 5:48:49 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP


3 posted on 10/21/2016 5:48:53 AM PDT by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Send in the clowns!

Thanks for your work, and the ping, every week.
Cheers
Jim


4 posted on 10/21/2016 5:50:34 AM PDT by gymbeau (Go America! Without you there is no freedom. Make the free world great again!)
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To: gymbeau

And, oh year, in, top 10!

First ever!
Cheers
Jim


5 posted on 10/21/2016 5:51:01 AM PDT by gymbeau (Go America! Without you there is no freedom. Make the free world great again!)
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To: gymbeau

Oh, yeah.

Geeeez.


6 posted on 10/21/2016 5:51:25 AM PDT by gymbeau (Go America! Without you there is no freedom. Make the free world great again!)
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To: gymbeau

Top 7


7 posted on 10/21/2016 5:56:38 AM PDT by xp38
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To: gymbeau

I made it. Now I’m gone.


8 posted on 10/21/2016 5:57:48 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Election 2016 - Freedom or Slavery)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!!!
9 posted on 10/21/2016 5:58:53 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: gymbeau
Send in the clowns!


10 posted on 10/21/2016 5:59:44 AM PDT by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20!


11 posted on 10/21/2016 6:01:33 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (A rigged debate is a rigged election. More was made of the "Twenty-One" gameshow scandal.)
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To: Lucky9teen

My computer and TV have gone Walkabout so I have to use my little tiny Beaver like deviceand it doesn’t recognize foreign words like beaver. so I’m in a major quandary. but I found the Friday Silliness thread so I thank you lucky 19!!!
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12 posted on 10/21/2016 6:05:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Never trust a government that doesn't trust its own citizens with guns. Ben Frankllin)
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To: Lucky9teen
Mornin'


h/t Impala64ssa


A Golden Oldie:

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh darling, I' m sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"

"Your horse phoned."



h/t Albion Wilde
Dedicated to Madonna:

- Truisms -

People who share their food with me have a special place in my heart.

There is no true definition of normal. Everyone has their own different stupid thing they like to do.

You call it making a mess. I call it marking my territory.

Sanitizers: The thing you use when you're too lazy to wash your hands.


Can you spot the mistake in this pic?


h/t PROCON
Feel the Bern: This short 30 sec video will be the funniest thing you see all day.... guaranteed.
Although an elderly man really loved an elderly woman, he was just too shy to propose to her. Neither of them had ever been married and they had dated about once a week for the past six years. But he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

One day he became determined to ask her the question. So he called her on the phone, "Doris?"

"Yes, this is Doris."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"



h/t Zakeet
Advantages of walking:

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...

Every time I hear the dirty word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.



h/t Art in Idaho
Husband's Bluetooth:

Always connected to Wife when she is around.

But when Wife is out of range, it automatically starts searching for new devices.




h/t Albion Wilde

h/t Baynative
A lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny Canadian guy shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack takes
one look at the puny little guy and tells him to get lost.

"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take your silly axe and cut it down."

The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes there is a mighty crash. The giant redwood is down, just barely missing the lumberjack's door.

"I cut the tree down," says the guy.

The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man.

"You mean the Sahara Desert?" asks the head lumberjack.

"Sure... That's what they call it now!"



h/t SERKIT
Old Farmer Smith was dying. The family was standing around his bed.

With a low voice he said to his wife, "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife, "No, I can't marry anyone after you."

Smith, "But I want you to."

Wife, "But why?"

Smith, "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"



h/t Iron Munro
Here's a real stinker:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom."

The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" and the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."



h/t DFU


h/t Travis McGee
Donald Trump goes incognito as a squirrel:


Does that thermometer say 114? That's death, isn't it? Or maybe it says 014c? That's 57.2 Fahrenheit, also death. h/t Washington Times.
Some of the Wookie's fav pix:

h/t kevcol

h/t grey_whiskers
Just in case you were wondering: (click the pic for a larger image.)

h/t libertarian27

megga h/t to libertarian27
13 posted on 10/21/2016 6:06:09 AM PDT by upchuck (Trump to the White House!! Hillary to the Big House!! h/t Jim Robinson)
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To: Lucky9teen
My theme song when I enter the room would be the Darth Vader theme.
14 posted on 10/21/2016 6:08:33 AM PDT by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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To: al_c

Where’d you get my school picture?


15 posted on 10/21/2016 6:08:43 AM PDT by gymbeau (Go America! Without you there is no freedom. Make the free world great again!)
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To: upchuck

Bump for Dr Zuess :)


16 posted on 10/21/2016 6:12:13 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: Lucky9teen
Early voted yesterday. What was your excuse?


17 posted on 10/21/2016 6:13:08 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Delta 21

Looks like you care very much for Bacon. Great gif!


18 posted on 10/21/2016 6:15:42 AM PDT by upchuck (Trump to the White House!! Hillary to the Big House!! h/t Jim Robinson)
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To: Lucky9teen

Love the Garage!

:-)


19 posted on 10/21/2016 6:23:49 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: upchuck
"Merica !


20 posted on 10/21/2016 6:25:47 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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