NFL LIVE THREAD WEEK NINE

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[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 9

Thursday, Nov. 3
8:25 p.m. ET Falcons at Buccaneers

Sunday, Nov. 6
1 p.m. ET Lions at Vikings
1 p.m. ET Eagles at Giants
1 p.m. ET Jets at Dolphins
1 p.m. ET Jaguars at Chiefs
1 p.m. ET Cowboys at Browns
1 p.m. ET Steelers at Ravens
4:05 p.m. ET Saints at 49ers
4:05 p.m. ET Panthers at Rams
4:25 p.m. ET Colts at Packers
4:25 p.m. ET Titans at Chargers
8:30 p.m. ET Broncos at Raiders

Monday, Nov. 7
8:30 p.m. ET Bills at Seahawks

Bye week: Cardinals, Bears, Bengals, Texans, Patriots, Redskins

[Bender2]

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Monica, make a note-- My good friend Bendy... has asked me to make his NFL Picks for Week 9.

Oh, Mr. Thornhill-- That Bendy is so good with his picks... and he's a real bobcat in bed!

Now, Monica, I see here the Falcons... are playing the Bucs Thursday Night-- Who do you like?

Driver, take my secretary back to the office... she objects to me picking the Falcons over the Bucs--

Roger, are you drunk? We cannot believe you picking... the Loinchops over the Viqueens--

No more drunk that I am... picking the Jersey Jints over the Iggles--

George Kaplan-- Come with us... to explain why you picked the Phins to beat the Jets--

I also picked Bendy's Old Dallas Texans to beat the Jags... but I am not George Kaplan, my name is Roger Thornhill--

Leonard, since Mr. Kaplan here does not see the seriousness of our Double 'J' Society... teach him the lesson-- And teach it good!

Kaplan, we'll really get you drunk... to teach you to never pick against the Jets or the Jags!.

Fooled those idiots enough for me to escape... and make my pick for the Cowboys to beat the Browns--

What a predicament-- Out of gas.. and picking the Ravens to beat the Stoolers-- So near, yet so far--

Say? Mister-- Mister? Any traffic... along this road today?

Since Baylor lost to the Teasips? Nope... no traffic at all--

Good heavens-- That's the 'Pass Happy' bi-plane... flown by Drew Brees!

And... he's PISSED I was considering picking the 9ers over his Saints--

Whew, missed me! What? What-- What... is that strange little girl doing there?

Pick the Saints to win, Kaplan-- Pick them... or else!

I give up, Drew-- You hear me? I'm picking... your Saints to beat the Soapy 9ers--

Quicker to take a train-- What? They know... I'm picking Cam to lose!

Better go in disquise... to get my picks in--

One ticket to... Corsicana, Texas, please--

Hello-- What's good to eat... in this dining car?

Light up my cugarette... and I may tell you--

Picking the Pack... I see--

Now, take me to my compartment... and make love to me to make up for you picking Allegra's Old Earlers to whip the Bolts.

And before I go... Seven's Waiders will beat Manning's Old Mile High Ponies.

Yes, I agree, but I hate that you... picked the Seahags to beat the Bills Monday night--

Good evening-- As you can see, we have run out of games this week... so this will be continued until next week's games. Meanwhile, here are some scene from next week's presentation:

I hate the Redskins, dear, so I'll be a Red Cap... in your sex fantasy tonight, Okay?

Room Service? Yes, send up a '47 Dom Pérignon well chilled... and a pig's knuckle sandwich, heavy on the sauerkraut.

Look, I picked just like you ordered me to... Now, pleaqse tell me what this damn Kaplan's real name is?

Would you believe... Smart?

Maxwell... Smart?

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Bender2]

You better get your pals to get in their picks in night away... before we throw your well heeled ass in the jug and play bad cop and really, really bad cop!

And I am the really... really bad cop--

Normally I do not allow nudity in my films... but I shall make an exception this one time--

[Az Joe]

To HELL with the NFL until they respect America!

[tjd1454]

Who the hell cares

[campaignPete R-CT]

them BEARS are simply a dominant football team ...

it is safe for BEARS fans to go back to rooting for CHI and drop BEARS=RAIDERS as placeholder team.

[maddog55]

Go Patriots 6-1

[Jmouse007]

My former, decades-long die hard NFL family agrees. WE HAVEN'T WATCHED ONE ANTI-AMERICAN, "Only Black Lives Matter" RACIST, NFL GAME AND WE HAVE NO INTENTION OF WATCHING ANY NFL GAMES, INCLUDING THE "super toilet bowl", staring the perverse "lady blah, blah".

We are also boycotting ALL of the Anti-American, PC, black racist enabling sponsors of the NFL as well.

The NFL totally "screwed the pooch" and literally killed their fan base = the goose that laid the golden eggs. Let the "Only Black Lives Matter" racists pay the NFL and its sponsors, because we never will!

[Zirondelle]

Your threads are more entertaining than the NFl any way.

[big'ol_freeper]

Well it's week nine and my boys are in the hunt. Here's this weeks shot group:

[BigEdLB]

NFL. Does anybody care?

[Dr. Sivana]

Of course, the big finale in North by Northwest takes place in an area nowhere near any NFL team. But if you pick that movie, I imagine the Eva-Marie Saints are looking better than just about anybody. (Rams over Jags, for the record)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

It is “momentum week” in the NFL, last week’s winners should “pile-on” their previous win, regardless of record. With some exceptions...which would be the teams that will finish in the playoffs (excluding the so-called “wild card” teams). Mid-schedule is the first crunch-time.

Here it be, my brutha-Bendah-deuce

Thursday, Nov. 3
Falcons (too easy..)

Sunday, Nov. 6
Vikings (gotta stay with Teddy Pendergrass, he is SO smooth). Sorry...Bridgewater...and I know his status, TYVM.
Giants
Jets
Chiefs
Cowboys (See Dak throw, see Dak run, see Dak win)
Steelers
Saints (Just keep that “knee-gro” thing going, Colin)
Panthers
Packers
Titans
Raiders

Monday, Nov. 7
Bills (my toss-up pick. Either team could lose but neither can win).

Bye week: Cardinals, Bears, Bengals, Texans, Patriots, Redskins

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Big:

Is that a Rohrsach Test for you picks?

[big'ol_freeper]

Well what do you see? lol

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 9

Thursday, Nov. 3
--==Falcons at Buccaneers=

Sunday, Nov. 6
--Lions at Vikings===

-Eagles at Giants===-

=Jets at Dolphins-==-

Jaguars at Chiefs===-

--===Cowboys at Browns

-===Steelers at Ravens-

--===Saints at 49ers

-==Panthers at Rams-=

Colts at Packers====-

-===Allegra's Old Earlers at Chargers-

-=Broncos at Seven's Radiers===

Monday, Nov. 7
==Bills at Seahawks==-

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I spy with my little eye...

The Pack and Queens winning while Duh-Bears and my Loins lose...again!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

And, yes, I know duh-Bears are off this Sunday.

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 9

Thursday, Nov. 3
--====Falcons at Buccaneers=

Sunday, Nov. 6
--Lions at Vikings=====

-Eagles at Giants=====-

=Jets at Dolphins=====-

Jaguars at Chiefs=====-

--=====Cowboys at Browns

-====Steelers at Ravens=

--=====Saints at 49ers

-==Panthers at Rams===

Colts at Packers======-

-====Allegra's Old Earlers at Chargers==

-==Broncos at Seven's Radiers====

Monday, Nov. 7
==Bills at Seahawks====-

[Cincinatus]

I predict: The Texans will not lose a road game this week.

[Liberty Valance]

Name that athlete - or at least a number - and stats - we want'a see stats!