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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it
Washington Post ^ | 1 Dec 2016 | Justin Wm. Moyer

Posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.

The “suspect attempted to flee the area,” as the sheriff’s office put it in a statement, but it was apprehended by animal control and released to an animal rehabilitator — hopefully not just to be released into the wild, but to be taught basic shopping etiquette.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: angrybeaver; babybeaver; beavers; castor; castorcanadensis; surpriseshopper; trees
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Geez. Beaver getting killed in Viet Nam was a joke about forty years ago.


21 posted on 12/01/2016 7:35:22 PM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Thought you might enjoy some of the responses from a related thread.

I did!
That said, I should have made the keyword search.

To avoid the old tragedy of the commons...

22 posted on 12/01/2016 7:35:59 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

Somehow or another Eddie Haskell has to have something to do with this.

23 posted on 12/01/2016 9:39:01 PM PST by Zack Attack
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To: ClearCase_guy

24 posted on 12/01/2016 10:03:59 PM PST by Sgt_Schultze (If a border fence isn't effective, why is there a border fence around the White House?)
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>> [after trashing the place,] the “suspect attempted to flee the area,”

Nothing like a flea infestation to add insult to injury.


25 posted on 12/01/2016 10:34:08 PM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.
26 posted on 12/02/2016 4:22:27 AM PST by SJackson (The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do !)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Justin..... son....

That was no beaver, that was a groundhog


27 posted on 12/02/2016 4:28:22 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Does America still have lots of safe closets?)
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To: justlurking

and the bartender says...... why the Kerry face


28 posted on 12/02/2016 4:29:41 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Does America still have lots of safe closets?)
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To: bgill

“Ward, you were rough on the beaver last night”


29 posted on 12/02/2016 4:41:24 AM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)" "If you see a civilian in cammies -- bump into him")
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To: bgill
Geez. Beaver getting killed in Viet Nam was a joke about forty years ago.

The "Beaver died in Viet Nam" rumor was started by actress Shelly Winters during an appearance on the Tonight Show. She was booked on the program to promote her latest movie, but went on a rant about the war instead. She had seen an item in the newspaper about a local resident in L.A. with a similar name who, unfortunately was killed in action (the name was Johnny Mathers, Joey Mathers, something like that.) During her rant, she told the audience how the beloved star of "Leave It To Beaver" had just been killed in Viet Nam.

30 posted on 12/02/2016 4:50:58 AM PST by GreenHornet
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To: Ignatz

Damn straight Bemidji State! My cousin is the starting goalie for them and has been named the national division 1 player of the week twice this season and was a finalist for the Richter Award last season. Hope he wins it this year. He’s only a Junior.

Go Beavers!!!!


31 posted on 12/02/2016 5:25:10 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Somewhere Jeb weeps. (please clap))
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To: DUMBGRUNT

32 posted on 12/02/2016 7:17:45 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

33 posted on 12/02/2016 7:24:14 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: bert; JoeProBono
From the mug shot, looks like the same guy


34 posted on 12/02/2016 7:26:55 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: Daffynition

I saw it on TV and it looked like a ground hog or muskrat to me


35 posted on 12/02/2016 7:38:46 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Does America still have lots of safe closets?)
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To: bert
On closer examination...you maybe right


36 posted on 12/02/2016 7:42:21 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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37 posted on 12/02/2016 7:52:20 AM PST by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: Bratch
Made into a hat?


38 posted on 12/02/2016 8:20:00 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: Daffynition

39 posted on 12/02/2016 8:30:25 AM PST by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: Bratch

40 posted on 12/02/2016 8:36:14 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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