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44 DAYS!!!!!!
12/7/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/07/2016 4:24:10 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

I ain’t gonna get excited until that pimple on the taint of America is a single digit midget.

When Trump is inaugurated I’m going to pour myself a shot of Glennfiddich and go shoot up a box of 7.62’s then pour myself another shot of ‘fiddich.
That there will make for a mighty fine day.

I just hope the alcohol intake doesn’t set off a seizure.
Being epileptic is a birch. :(


21 posted on 12/07/2016 5:04:39 AM PST by oldvirginian (If someone tells you biscuits and gravy ain't a meal, just walk away. You don't need the negativity.)
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To: Lazamataz

Now the Jug-Eared Kenyan is planning a “ME-TOO!” Tour for January.


22 posted on 12/07/2016 5:06:56 AM PST by Redleg Duke (Time for a new party for We the People, to restore a two-party system!)
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To: Lazamataz
Good description, Laz. 😊
23 posted on 12/07/2016 5:12:09 AM PST by RooRoobird20 ("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.")
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To: Lazamataz

One last month left to claim tax free status as assistant minister of “The Church of the Dwindling Days”


24 posted on 12/07/2016 5:16:04 AM PST by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Tax-chick

I scrubbed my bulldog’s south end until it sparkled yesterday. He was getting a little crusty/odiferous.
So on the subject of reptiles & foul-smelling, lame duck pResidents, don’t forget to scrub down your lizard today.


25 posted on 12/07/2016 5:24:14 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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26 posted on 12/07/2016 6:54:19 AM PST by Bobalu (See liberal MSM heads explode...make Milo Yiannopoulos Trump's new Press Secretary!)
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To: tumblindice

LOL! There was a FReeper who used to clean her cat with warmed baby wipes. I tried it on one of mine and had to get an antibiotic shot.

I will scrub a lizard today, though. He’s got rot on his tail.


27 posted on 12/07/2016 7:13:13 AM PST by Tax-chick (Nations commit self-extinction one free, personal choice at a time.)
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To: Tax-chick
I will scrub a lizard today

Don't...say...it...Just...don't...say...it... LOL

28 posted on 12/07/2016 7:16:29 AM PST by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them)
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To: Magnum44; Lazamataz

It’s not as bad as it sounds.

On the upside, I found my Coast Guard sweatshirt, and my washer made it though a full load without going blooey. Maybe it’s just been messing with me. Maybe this means I won’t have to marry Laz.


29 posted on 12/07/2016 7:20:14 AM PST by Tax-chick (Nations commit self-extinction one free, personal choice at a time.)
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To: Vigilanteman

Me, too.


30 posted on 12/07/2016 8:13:40 AM PST by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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31 posted on 12/07/2016 9:22:25 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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32 posted on 12/07/2016 9:29:01 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

Obama is an affliction.

Inflamed, painful, persistent, and irritating in the extreme.


33 posted on 12/07/2016 10:49:50 AM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: John Robinson

John, I know it might be a bit much to ask, but would it be possible to put a live countdown (to inauguration) clock on the forum index page?


34 posted on 12/07/2016 10:57:56 AM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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To: generally

smile. Still too long.


35 posted on 12/07/2016 3:07:33 PM PST by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
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