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Uranus Smells Like Farts
Gizmodo ^ | 4/29/2017 | Ryan F. Mandelbaum

Posted on 03/29/2017 12:09:00 PM PDT by Heartlander

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1 posted on 03/29/2017 12:09:00 PM PDT by Heartlander
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To: Heartlander

so does yours


2 posted on 03/29/2017 12:10:32 PM PDT by Mr. K (***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF OBAMACARE REPEAL THAT IS WORSE THAN KEEPING IT ONE MORE DAY***)
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To: Heartlander

it
s not that difficult- uranus smells like urpoodipoo


3 posted on 03/29/2017 12:11:51 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Heartlander

Oh the irony.


4 posted on 03/29/2017 12:12:19 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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and Venus smells like a French bordello


5 posted on 03/29/2017 12:12:41 PM PDT by Lib-Lickers 2
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To: Heartlander

Oh boy.

This has the makings of an epic thread.


6 posted on 03/29/2017 12:12:43 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (The Washington Post is Jeff Bezos' Fake News unregulated SuperPAC.)
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To: Heartlander

Well.... Duh.


7 posted on 03/29/2017 12:13:04 PM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Keep fighting the Left and their Fake News!)
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To: Heartlander

what about all the Klingons?


8 posted on 03/29/2017 12:13:41 PM PDT by SparkyBass
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9 posted on 03/29/2017 12:13:47 PM PDT by FreeReign
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To: Heartlander

What about the Klingons?


10 posted on 03/29/2017 12:14:15 PM PDT by Fhios
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To: Heartlander

I’m glad there is such a maturity level here at FR that we’re discerning about what we post.


11 posted on 03/29/2017 12:14:29 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (Ted Kennedy burns in hell.)
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To: Heartlander

As Podesta asked on day about Hillary:

‘Has she taken a bath lately? She smells like Urine and rotten cabbage, and tell her to clean up’...

I didn’t know she had been to Uranus...how interesting...


12 posted on 03/29/2017 12:16:36 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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To: Heartlander

Maybe we should move the Congress up there. It sure would help the environment on this planet if we did.


13 posted on 03/29/2017 12:16:37 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (McCain has got to go. The boy is crazy.)
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To: Heartlander

Pass the popcorn, this one ought to be good.


14 posted on 03/29/2017 12:17:18 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Heartlander

Is that why it is thus named?


15 posted on 03/29/2017 12:17:38 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Heartlander

Yeah, we needed this.


16 posted on 03/29/2017 12:17:51 PM PDT by sauropod (Beware the fury of a patient man. I've lost my patience!)
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To: Heartlander

Myanus farts in the general direction of Uranus.

Okay, I tried.

5.56mm


17 posted on 03/29/2017 12:18:47 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: SparkyBass

The Enterprise will keep the Klingons off of Uranus.


18 posted on 03/29/2017 12:19:10 PM PDT by MGG
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To: Uncle Miltie

Here’s a Uranus thread from a few years ago with another hilarious headline:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3227059/posts


19 posted on 03/29/2017 12:20:00 PM PDT by rdl6989
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According to Professor Farnsworth.....showing Fry his Smell-o-scope:

Fry: Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. (laughs)
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

20 posted on 03/29/2017 12:20:02 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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