[Nailbiter]

“Would have been more fair to splatter them around with shotgun blasts???”

Makes cleaning up troublesome
:)

[Pontiac]

“Would have been more fair to splatter them around with shotgun blasts???”

I think Granpa would prefer they be shot with a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE - 40 WATT RANGE.

Clean up is much easier. Just sweep up and air the place out.