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1 posted on 05/12/2017 10:42:01 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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Spiderman?


2 posted on 05/12/2017 10:45:44 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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I live in the Houston area, and scorpions are not common here. When you get out of the cities and into rural areas, they do start to show up. These scorpions are probably hitching rides on people from those outlying areas or third-worlders.


3 posted on 05/12/2017 10:46:03 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (Time to get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!)
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Was the scorpion improperly dressed?

Did it not have a boarding pass?


4 posted on 05/12/2017 10:46:15 AM PDT by RitchieAprile (we need to vertically incentivize our change agent)
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A flight attendant apparently flushed the scorpion down the airplane toilet.

At least they didn't beat it up and pull it off the plane in handcuffs.

5 posted on 05/12/2017 10:46:32 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Got by the TSA?


6 posted on 05/12/2017 10:51:10 AM PDT by ex91B10
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I didn’t even know they were still touring.


8 posted on 05/12/2017 10:53:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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It took them several hrs to find a non-girly man with a shoe.


11 posted on 05/12/2017 10:58:19 AM PDT by Zathras
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Smuggling.
Someone got busted for trying to smuggle spiders out of mexico in fake super Nintendo cartridges recently.


12 posted on 05/12/2017 11:03:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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“As he was grabbing it by the tail it stung him”

As someone who lives in a rural, wooded area where scorpions and other such critters are common, I just have to ask-what kind of idiot does that? That is a special kind of stupid...


15 posted on 05/12/2017 11:51:40 AM PDT by Texan5 (`"You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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