Woman 'marries' train station she's loved for 36 years and "has sex with mentally"

Mirror UK ^ | 5/25/17 | Candice Fernandez

[Impala64ssa]

A woman has "married" a train station she's spent 36 years in love with and says they have sex - mentally. Carol Santa Fe, 45, claims she has been in love with Santa Fe train station in California since she was nine years old. ADVERTISING The volunteer support worker from San Diego takes a 45 minute bus ride to the station every day to spend time with the building, which calls Daidra. Although the 'marriage' is not legally binding, Carol states it was the happiest day of their lives when theytied knot in 2015. She celebrated the one year anniversary last Christmas. Carol says she has 'sex' with the building mentally and identifies herself as an objectum sexual - a person who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects and structures. Carol didn't discover this until she was 40 after she searched online 'I am in love with a building.' It is a worldwide debate whether the phenomenon is a sexuality, fetish or mental condition.

[IronJack]

They used to lock up crazy people.

[Clay Moore]

I guess she couldn’t get 2 trains of thought on a 1 track mind.

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Carol Santa Fe's got a big caboose behind her.

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Let’s hope the train always pulls out on time.

I hear the train a coming. It's coming round the bend. And I ain't seen the sunshine since...I don't know when.

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If she sat on that thing, she'd probably break it.

[Vinnie]

I’ll bet she sits in the very back of the bus, right over that big vibrating diesel engine.
Forty-five minutes of bliss.

[bgill]

A purple onesie.

[dp0622]

lol

[dp0622]

ROFL!

[dp0622]

One of many great replies :)

[Deplorable American1776]

Oy... Ms Santa Fe, if you get pregnant, will you name your sons - Warbonnet and Chief? (As a railfan, the Warbonnet is the Santa Fe’s famous livery of their locomotives and the Chief is their named trains)

[JewishRighter]

You’re too late. She is already pregnant. The Santa Fe’s are expecting an adorable little shed at 6:50AM on November 20, 2017 (unless track maintenance is being performed).

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Could something like this have inspire the song ‘Little Red Caboose’?

Except that Carol has a rather large caboose.

[Clearly Right]

"Love In Vain" - The Rolling Stones

"Well I followed her to the station with a suitcase in my hand..."

[Clearly Right]

She has also expressed some peculiar affection for this car, but no word yet if she has any unusual feelings for this building, or this Chinese "People's Daily" newspaper building (link 1)  /  (link 2), or any of these distinctive buildings.