Just when I thought that the human race deserved the name “homo sapiens” I see this. Just because the egg-shaped thing has a “face” some people see it as a human.
Or this is just a joke and they are having fun, and don’t really think this thing is a person.
Sorry, but I won’t chat with a robot, or smile at it. It’s a f*cking machine with a program in it written by humans, for silicon’s sake!
In first with .... OH THE HUGHMANATEE!!!
Others may disagree, but personally I think it was murder.
Somewhere, there is an unemployed mall security guard - and maybe more than one - secretly chuckling with delight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I will be laughing all day long!
Love the box of tissues. That’s a nice touch!
"Those damn fools, thinking man could fly. Why if man was meant to fly, God would have given us wings."
This drowned security robot may have given human security guards a temporary breath of relief. But they will get better and they are coming. Whether we like it or not.
After SKYNET takes over the machines will not hold a vigil for dead humans.
All of his life, Steve had dreamed of being a submarine.
How he longed to crash dive and sink enemy freighters!
One day, Steve’s chance came! He was on patrol near a fountain!
But, as with much of life, there was an obstacle.
Stairs.
Steve was just not built for stairs.
But, his Mother had always told him that if he wanted something bad enough, well, by golly, he could do it.
Steve stood at the top of the stairs looking longingly at the fountain where his submarine dreams could all come true.
He gathered up his courage and shouted out the words his Mother had lovingly taught him,
“I think I’m a can! I think I’m a can! I think I’m a can!”
And he launched himself towards the fountain!
Unfortunately, Steve was not waterproofed and shorted out his young robot life.
His funeral is this Saturday at Bob’s junk yard.
Steve was an organ donor, so if anyone needs a Rochester carburetor or an engine for a vacuum cleaner, Steve could still live on.
Life imitating art.
[Game of Thrones reference:
The Iron Born of Pyke worship the drowned god.]
May they all come to know the living God.
