What’s the motto of the French Army? Stop, Drop, and Run
Why don’t Master Card and Visa work well in France? They do not know how to say “CHARGE!”
Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate? She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend herself.
Raise your right hand if you like the French... raise both hands if you are French.
I like the French. What ya gonna do about it?
The French General asked why the British soldiers wore red uniforms. He was explained, it was red because that way if a soldier was bleeding, other soldiers would not notice and panic. The French General promptly order khaki colors for French soldiers.