[piasa]

If it’s “INCREDIBLY STUPID” to thump a police car, how do you suggest getting the attention of two casuals sitting in a car facing away from you without startling them?

Shout like a food vendor at the ball park: "Wake up! I gotchurrrr do-nuts! I got your piping hot glazed donuts heeeeerre! Jelleeeee donuts... heeeeere! Kak-kak here! Mahamri here! Get your longjohns heeere! "

In Minneapolis it is recommended that you cover your face in face cream and sprinkles just to be on the safe side... use the Somali word "kak-kak" for "donuts."

[Hugh the Scot]

I actually like that suggestion...