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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^ | 8/14/2017

Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister

A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.

The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: afriendofafriend; elgin; foaf; humor; il; illinois; oops; prostitution; sex; urbanlegend
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To: Beave Meister

“Who gave you the quarter?”


41 posted on 08/15/2017 6:25:20 PM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Hillary Clinton: the official candidate of the National Sleep Foundation)
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To: Bikkuri
Is his name Muhammad?
42 posted on 08/15/2017 6:25:44 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: Meet the New Boss

“Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.”....Rodney Dangerfield


43 posted on 08/15/2017 6:27:04 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: Beave Meister

If it’s true, would this be considered one of life’s embarrassing moments?


44 posted on 08/15/2017 6:27:29 PM PDT by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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To: Beave Meister

I was tired of my laaadddyy...


45 posted on 08/15/2017 6:28:05 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Aw, you beat me.


46 posted on 08/15/2017 6:28:08 PM PDT by GnuThere
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Now the fight is who gets to go home and prevent the other from coming in lol


47 posted on 08/15/2017 6:28:37 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: Dilbert San Diego

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljgs5PhThzI


48 posted on 08/15/2017 6:30:12 PM PDT by sam_whiskey (Peace through Strength)
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To: zipper

He would probably have a couple of million in the bank.


49 posted on 08/15/2017 6:30:31 PM PDT by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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To: eCSMaster

“They all did.”


50 posted on 08/15/2017 6:30:51 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: LostInBayport

She said “oh, it’s you”....


51 posted on 08/15/2017 6:34:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tyranny can hide within decorum.)
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To: Beave Meister

Does he get a family and friends discount?


52 posted on 08/15/2017 6:39:01 PM PDT by al baby (May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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To: Beave Meister

So did she accept his payment?


53 posted on 08/15/2017 6:39:54 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary--REAL Russia-US collusion! (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
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To: zipper

^^^^^^^This-lolol


54 posted on 08/15/2017 6:40:21 PM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: KevinB
Man, these days people will get divorced over any damn thing.

I want to know which one is filing suit for divorce.

"Your honor, I have evidence that my wife was working as a prostitute!"

Your honor, I have evidence that my husband was hiring prostitutes!"

55 posted on 08/15/2017 6:40:45 PM PDT by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: OttawaFreeper

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=+1979+courtroom+scene+with+Judith+Light+in+%e2%80%9cOne+Life+to+Live%e2%80%9d&view=detail&mid=60AE9C21AB2A84FA579C60AE9C21AB2A84FA579C&FORM=VIRE


56 posted on 08/15/2017 6:41:43 PM PDT by al baby (May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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To: txeagle

Well I have had my wallet stolen in the home depot parking 3 times this past week


57 posted on 08/15/2017 6:42:37 PM PDT by al baby (May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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To: Rebelbase

“and we both laughed for a moment, and I then I said, I never knew

THAT YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ HOOKER?!?”


58 posted on 08/15/2017 6:43:28 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: Beave Meister

But...does she like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain? Is she not into yoga? Is she into Champagne?

*SNORT*


59 posted on 08/15/2017 6:44:46 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
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To: Beave Meister

Assuming she is around his age and can pass for 27, she must be some dish.


60 posted on 08/15/2017 6:48:12 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (Ignorance is reparable, stupid is forever)
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