[Slyfox]

"Anyone who believes that there is no such thing as global warming must be blind or unintelligent," Mr. Wonder said.

He is blind so he must believe there is no such thing as global warming.

[abclily]

OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a giant nuclear furnace that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?

[jersey117]

Gee... the Gulf of Mexico has warm waters. Who knew?

[ought-six]

There is global warming, because if there was no such thing as global warming Illinois would still lay beneath a mile of ice.