Isn’t that kind of their job, being cannibals and all?
They wouldn’t be cannibals if they ate spaghetti.
Yep...and that right there is why you put a password on your phone!
Just double check the meat in the sauce
One of the more notorious Russian prisons is Black Dolphin.
They house a "cannibal".
Basically, the guy was drunk, came across an acquaintance outside his apartment building. One or the other had vodka, and didn't want to share, and the acquaintance lost the argument.
In cutting up the body for disposal, he wondered what human flesh tasted like.
Any way, he also "shared" the "meat" with neighbors.
Meh, give it a good brining and it’ll take that gamey taste right out of it.