[cyclotic]

I randomly gave some kid a whole coconut once.

He ran off. “DAAAAD! I got a cocKnut!

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

We ran out of candy one year and instead of closing I found 2 cases of Sunny Delights (Cheap orange flavored beverage) About 1/2 of them would open it and be drinking it by the time they were at the bottom of our 25 foot driveway. Was a huge hit. All that walking around makes em thirsty.

[thecodont]

I randomly gave some kid a whole coconut once.

You rascal.