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Impy Presents: Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10
11/7/2017

Posted on 11/07/2017 3:42:48 AM PST by Impy

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Now listen up you punks, our pal Bender is in the shop for some routine maintenance-

So I'm minding the store-



I have to note that my Bearlies are favored over the (Rodgers-less) Packers for the first time since 2008 and folks here are pretty excited about it, isn't that right obviously not at all photoshopped attractive blonde Bears fan?

"Yes, Impy, that is correct, and I'm here under my own free will. I love it here in Chicago, I'm not even cold dressed like this, it's like there's a surge of hot air emanating from downtown."

Well of course my dear, the city council is in session. Fingers crossed for a mild winter.


Another team that's not used to being favored, the winless Soapy-Niners have opened as slight home favorites over Diet Manning and his nearly as hapless NY Pygmies. Are you guys gonna hand San Fran their first win of the season, Eli?





Well, I don't have much to add, Commish, would you like to say a few words?

loser"In Soviet Russia, league boycotts you!"

Why Roger, that's not a very funny joke.

loser"I know, I haven't been at my best lately. I'm afraid Jane is gonna leave me, I can't perform my husbandly duties due to anxiety over declining revenues. She also says my breath smells stinky."

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, poor Jane. Maybe you should resign and go star in a Mentos™ commercial.

loser"Mints can't help me because I talk out of my Colon Crapernick, but thanks anyway."

1 posted on 11/07/2017 3:42:48 AM PST by Impy
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To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...
Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

= Seattle at Arizona

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

Cincinnati at Tennessee

Cleveland at Detroit

Green Bay at Chicago

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville

Minnesota at Washington

New Orleans at Buffalo

N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

Late afternoon Games

Houston at L.A. Rams

Dallas at Atlanta

N.Y. Giants at San Francisco

NBC Night Game

New England at Denver

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina


Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia


Ongoing

== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = =

2 posted on 11/07/2017 3:44:54 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy

The NFL is dead to me.

It hurts but they asked for it.


3 posted on 11/07/2017 3:45:49 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Every Californian who supported "sanctuary state" has blood and ashes on his/her hands)
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To: Impy

Okay Lions, don’t drop this one after beating the Packers in Green Bay, lol.


4 posted on 11/07/2017 3:48:59 AM PST by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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To: Impy

Nary a Fan Left

I don't control your remote but I do mine.
5 posted on 11/07/2017 3:53:22 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: Impy

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017
Seattle

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017
Cincinnati
Detroit
Chicago
L.A. Chargers
Washington
Buffalo
N.Y. Jets
Pittsburgh
L.A. Rams
Atlanta
N.Y. Giants
New England

Monday, Nov 13, 2017
Carolina


6 posted on 11/07/2017 3:59:16 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: freedumb2003

Totally agree.

If you want something completely destroyed, put a Liberal in charge of it.


7 posted on 11/07/2017 4:54:11 AM PST by Howie66 ("Tone down the tagline please." - Admin Moderator)
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To: Impy
Seriously? Publishing an NFL schedule on the Free Republic in the midst of a patriotic boycott?

About as patriotic as the Hammer and Sickle! Shame on you.

8 posted on 11/07/2017 5:20:33 AM PST by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

== Seattle at Arizona

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

= Cincinnati at Tennessee

Cleveland at Detroit=

Green Bay at Chicago=

= L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville

Minnesota at Washington=

New Orleans at Buffalo=

= N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay

= Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

Late afternoon Games

Houston at L.A. Rams=

Dallas at Atlanta=

= N.Y. Giants at San Francisco

NBC Night Game

= New England at Denver

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina=


Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia


Ongoing

=== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = =

9 posted on 11/07/2017 5:28:16 AM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy

Looks like you guys have fun over here, regardless of prevailing sentiments. I 100% support you, so keep having fun. If sanity returns to this league, I just might come back and join you.

God Bless America!


10 posted on 11/07/2017 5:29:32 AM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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To: Impy

Good God!

Wait, what does the "F" stand for again?

Er, never mind, still no NFL for me!

11 posted on 11/07/2017 7:08:47 AM PST by chris37 (Take a week off racist >;-)
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To: Impy

Crawl on your belly to your television and lick the screen that beats you.


12 posted on 11/07/2017 7:47:40 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Impy

Seahags
Oilers
Lions
Bears
Jags
Vikes
BiLLLLs
Jets
Stillers
Rams
COWBOYS!!!!!
9ers for their first and only win this season
Patsies
Panthers


13 posted on 11/07/2017 8:47:11 AM PST by al_c (LIBERAL - Laughable Iconsiderate Blaming Entitled Ranting Anti-christian Loudmouth)
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To: al_c; Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Rummyfan; Enterprise; Cletus.D.Yokel; kosciusko51; ...
My pickz

Seaslime over my Olde Chi Cardinals

Tits over Bungles

Loin Chops over Big Brown

Gotta go with my Bears to beat Pack

Tough Call, Jags at home over the Boltz

Vikes over the Deadskins

Don't look now but the Ain'ts ain't lost since week 2, look for them to make it 7 in a row, though the damned Bills might win to spite me

Paper Planes over the Bucs and ex-Jet Ryan Fitzpatrick

Stoolers over Indy

Rams ram the Texicans

Cowboys get it done and beat the Falcons

69ers, now is your moment, beat NYG

Pats over Denver

Fig Newtons over Jay Cutler and his fabulous fighting fish (yeah yeah, mammals).

Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

==== Seattle at Arizona

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

= Cincinnati at Tennessee==

Cleveland at Detroit===

Green Bay at Chicago===

= L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville==

== Minnesota at Washington=

= New Orleans at Buffalo==

=== N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay

=== Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

Late afternoon Games

Houston at L.A. Rams===

== Dallas at Atlanta=

= N.Y. Giants at San Francisco==

NBC Night Game

=== New England at Denver

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina===


Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia

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Ongoing

==== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = =

14 posted on 11/07/2017 10:35:57 PM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy

I’ll end up embarrassing myself, but here goes:

Seahawks
Titans
Bears, Pack is lost without Rodgers
Jaguars
Vikings
Saints go marching in to 7th straight victory
Jets
Bleh...Pitts over Luck-less Colts
Cowboys
Rams
49ers, I guess
Pats
Miami, you were so close and didn’t get it done. So I pick Carolina as the Fins flop in their 3rd straight national game


15 posted on 11/08/2017 7:20:27 AM PST by darkangel82
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To: Impy

Why watch COLON Kaepernick?


16 posted on 11/08/2017 11:50:15 AM PST by 2harddrive
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To: Impy

Seattle at Arizona[X]

Cincinnati at Tennessee[X]

Cleveland at Detroit[X]

Green Bay at Chicago[X]

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville[X]

Minnesota[X] at Washington

New Orleans[X] at Buffalo

N.Y. Jets[X] at Tampa Bay

Pittsburgh[X] at Indianapolis

Houston at L.A. Rams[X]

Dallas[X] at Atlanta

N.Y. Giants[X] at San Francisco

New England[X] at Denver

Miami at Carolina[X]


17 posted on 11/08/2017 11:55:49 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: 2harddrive

He’s not playing, no team would sign him because he sucks.


18 posted on 11/08/2017 5:24:40 PM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: darkangel82; kosciusko51
Got a Browns/Lions pick, Darkangel?


Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

===== Seattle at Arizona=

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

= Cincinnati at Tennessee====

Cleveland at Detroit====

Green Bay at Chicago=====

= L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville====

==== Minnesota at Washington=

=== New Orleans at Buffalo==

===== N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay

===== Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

Late afternoon Games

Houston at L.A. Rams=====

==== Dallas at Atlanta=

== N.Y. Giants at San Francisco===

NBC Night Game

===== New England at Denver

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina=====


Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia


Ongoing

==== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = = = = = =

19 posted on 11/08/2017 9:21:52 PM PST by Impy (The democrat party is the enemy of your family and civilization itself, forget that at your peril.)
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To: Impy
More worry, more angst. Why me?

Seattle
Tennessee
Detroit
Chicago
Chargers
Washington
New Orleans
Jets
Pittsburgh
Rams
Atlanta
Giants
New England
Carolina

(Plus one vote for that nice young lady with the fashionable belly button decoration.)

20 posted on 11/09/2017 7:17:05 AM PST by Enterprise (Do away with all symbols of past slavery. Start with the Democrat Party.)
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