[Impy]

Now listen up you punks, our pal Bender is in the shop for some routine maintenance-

So I'm minding the store-

I have to note that my Bearlies are favored over the (Rodgers-less) Packers for the first time since 2008 and folks here are pretty excited about it, isn't that right obviously not at all photoshopped attractive blonde Bears fan?

"Yes, Impy, that is correct, and I'm here under my own free will. I love it here in Chicago, I'm not even cold dressed like this, it's like there's a surge of hot air emanating from downtown."

Well of course my dear, the city council is in session. Fingers crossed for a mild winter.

Another team that's not used to being favored, the winless Soapy-Niners have opened as slight home favorites over Diet Manning and his nearly as hapless NY Pygmies. Are you guys gonna hand San Fran their first win of the season, Eli?

Well, I don't have much to add, Commish, would you like to say a few words?

"In Soviet Russia, league boycotts you!"

Why Roger, that's not a very funny joke.

"I know, I haven't been at my best lately. I'm afraid Jane is gonna leave me, I can't perform my husbandly duties due to anxiety over declining revenues. She also says my breath smells stinky."

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, poor Jane. Maybe you should resign and go star in a Mentos™ commercial.

"Mints can't help me because I talk out of my Colon Crapernick, but thanks anyway."

[Impy]

Bender's NFL LIVE THREAD Week 10

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017

= Seattle at Arizona

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017 1:PM E.T. Games

Cincinnati at Tennessee

Cleveland at Detroit

Green Bay at Chicago

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville

Minnesota at Washington

New Orleans at Buffalo

N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis

Late afternoon Games

Houston at L.A. Rams

Dallas at Atlanta

N.Y. Giants at San Francisco

NBC Night Game

New England at Denver

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina

Bye teams this week: Baltimore, Kansas City, Oakland, Philadelphia

Ongoing

== == Democratic People's Republic of Korea at United States of America= = =

[freedumb2003]

The NFL is dead to me.

It hurts but they asked for it.

[OttawaFreeper]

Okay Lions, don’t drop this one after beating the Packers in Green Bay, lol.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017
Seattle

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017
Cincinnati
Detroit
Chicago
L.A. Chargers
Washington
Buffalo
N.Y. Jets
Pittsburgh
L.A. Rams
Atlanta
N.Y. Giants
New England

Monday, Nov 13, 2017
Carolina

[chris37]

Good God!

Wait, what does the "F" stand for again?

Er, never mind, still no NFL for me!

[tumblindice]

Crawl on your belly to your television and lick the screen that beats you.

[al_c]

Seahags
Oilers
Lions
Bears
Jags
Vikes
BiLLLLs
Jets
Stillers
Rams
COWBOYS!!!!!
9ers for their first and only win this season
Patsies
Panthers

[2harddrive]

Why watch COLON Kaepernick?

[kosciusko51]

Seattle at Arizona[X]

Cincinnati at Tennessee[X]

Cleveland at Detroit[X]

Green Bay at Chicago[X]

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville[X]

Minnesota[X] at Washington

New Orleans[X] at Buffalo

N.Y. Jets[X] at Tampa Bay

Pittsburgh[X] at Indianapolis

Houston at L.A. Rams[X]

Dallas[X] at Atlanta

N.Y. Giants[X] at San Francisco

New England[X] at Denver

Miami at Carolina[X]

[Enterprise]

More worry, more angst. Why me?

Seattle
Tennessee
Detroit
Chicago
Chargers
Washington
New Orleans
Jets
Pittsburgh
Rams
Atlanta
Giants
New England
Carolina

(Plus one vote for that nice young lady with the fashionable belly button decoration.)

[Rummyfan]

OHMIGOSH! i almost forgot.... Herewith picks:

Thursday, Nov 9, 2017 (All times Eastern)

Seattle at Arizona 8:25 pm NFLN University of Phoenix Stadium With Carson Palmer I'd give the Cardinals a chance. Without? Even with a lousy Seattle run defense I dont think the Cards can overcome. Seahawks.

Sunday, Nov 12, 2017

Cincinnati at Tennessee 1:00 pm FOX Nissan Stadium Tennessee has been playing just well enough to win, but also improving week to week. And there's no opportunity for improvement like playing the Bengals (except for maybe the Browns...). Titans.

Cleveland at Detroit 1:00 pm CBS Ford Field The Browns remain winless this week. Lions.

Green Bay at Chicago 1:00 pm FOX Soldier Field The Packers are just not the same team without Aaron Rodgers. What team would be? Bears.

L.A. Chargers at Jacksonville 1:00 pm CBS EverBank Field What can I say? For some dumb reason I like the Chargers here. Chargers.

Minnesota at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field Did the Redskins turn a corner with that improbable road win at Seattle last week? It would be just like them to win that game and then come home and lay an egg. Which is exactly what I think they are going to do. Vikings.

New Orleans at Buffalo 1:00 pm FOX New Era Field Roll on Saints roll on. Saints.

N.Y. Jets at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm CBS Raymond James Stadium I dont think I have ever picked the Jets. First time for everything. Jets.

Pittsburgh at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Kneelers are rounding into form. Steelers.

Houston at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm CBS Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum With Deshaun Watson this would have been the game of the week. Without... not so much. Hot Rams continue. Rams.

Dallas at Atlanta 4:25 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium No way Im taking the Falcons any more this season. Cowboys.

N.Y. Giants at San Francisco 4:25 pm FOX Levi's Stadium Can the Giants pull it together to beat the winless Niners? After giving up 51 against the Rams last week. The G-Men do still have Eli. So yes, they can win this game. Giants.

New England at Denver 8:30 pm NBC Sports Authority Field at Mile High The Giants, Niners, and Browns have been so bad that almost no one has noticed the devolution of the Broncos. Tom and the Pats will give them another push. Patriots.

Monday, Nov 13, 2017

Miami at Carolina 8:30 pm What a dog of a Monday night game. But I'll take Cam and the Panthers at home. Panthers.

Good luck to everyone!

[xzins]

The NFL is a national disgrace

#BoycottNFL