Woman finds 20ft long python sleeping in her toilet

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[Rebelbase]

I hate it when that happens.

[Tax-chick]

Tragic case of ophidiophobia.

[Cowboy Bob]

This is probably why Indians poop on the streets.

[DoodleDawg]

Darned big toilet if it can hold a 20 foot snake.

[Fightin Whitey]

Doesn’t she have a Westinghouse?

[LydiaLong]

No. Just no.

[FatherofFive]

This is probably why Indians poop on the streets

Too funny!

[UCANSEE2]

"Woman finds 20ft long python sleeping in her toilet "

Here is photo of woman and her son in the toilet where the python was found.

[CopperTop]

Send that one in to Hustler magazine! d;^)

[Tax-chick]

The names in the article seem more like Thailand or Indonesia, which is also more consistent with the habitat of gigantic pythons.

[alstewartfan]

The snoring gave the snake away.

[OrangeHoof]

That’s why you always check before sitting down.

[Ignatz]

Lol!
“I’m westing!”

[boycott]

I guess that explains why she had an upset stomach.

[GOYAKLA]

Snake would make a great prop for an exotic dancer!

Zorita (born Kathryn Boyd, 30 August 1915 – 12 November 2001) was an American burlesque dancer. She was best known for a twenty minute dance which she performed with two boa constrictors called ‘Elmer and ‘Oscar’.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorita_(burlesque_dancer)

[M Kehoe]

Even though a python is a constrictor, it packs a nasty bite. Good thing the female found it first.

5.56mm

[blueunicorn6]

“Mommy! There’s a huge snake in the toilet!”

“Yes, dear. Daddy has been eating a lot of pork rinds lately.”

[dirtboy]

Ya gotta realize - ‘toilet’ in India largely means hole in the floor where a commode would be in the U.S.

[marktwain]

A relatively small 20 foot python. Only 66 lbs.

[Gasshog]

TOLIET=bathroom