Everybody help the Earth! At 12 noon, January 1, all vehicles will be asked to drive West. This will help propel the Earth to the East, and help reduce the slowdown. Cars will be asked NOT to go West, as that will increase the slowdown. North and South travel will not be affected, so feel free to go as far and as fast as you want in three directions: West, North and South.
Trains and buses will follow this recommendation as well.
Air travel will not be affected, but planes will be asked to take off facing West, North or South.
Please plan accordingly.
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No, planes should take off and land facing east. They should just run up their engines with the brakes on a few seconds longer. The thrust from the fixed plane will speed the earth up. Your plan would slow it down. Same with landing. Land a little faster. When the brakes grab, the energy from the slowing plane will be transferred to the earth’s rotation.
It’s for the children.