Hey, man. I already saw an advance screening.
I wore a football helmet and brought a piece of one inch steel pipe with me wrapped up in a section of the NY TIMES. What a great time we all had.
I got in a couple good hits with my pipe before I lost it and had my helmet torn off. Then I got stabbed a couple times in the forehead and bit on the hand.
Out on the street I got me a free sixpack and a real cool wide screen TV, but by the time I got it home it was broken.
LOL