If a Conservative has a child, he teaches them independent, caring, faithful and respectful...if a liberal has a child they grow up to be Hitler, Goebbels or Himmler.
The difference is that conservatives have a fully developed frontal cortex and consider themselves as adults.
Nailed it.
Satanists vs Christians.
A conservative wants all to be equal at the starting line.
A liberal wants all to be equal at the finish line.
The difference between conservatives and liberals can be summed by one word, consequences.
Conservative values are formed by respecting the consequences. Liberal values are formed around the idea of removing consequences.