I’m afraid my reward would be charges of plagiarism.
Wife and I were standing outside the pet store in the mall before Christmas one year. Several people around admiring the Christmas puppies! People were commenting about what breed they may be. Maltese?, pekinese?, Pomeranians?. Then someone said they saw Cocker Spaniel in them. Like an idiot, I said with out thinking, “Maybe they are little Cock-teses” DDDOOOHHHH. Wife gave me the flying elbow. Guys shoulders started to shudder. Women turned around and gave me the eye. I quietly walked away.