I recall Dean Wormer’s wife liked the produce aisle....
I am waiting for a woman to ask me if that’s a banana in my cart or am I just happy to see her!
Truth, last time I went to the grocery store (a couple weeks ago), I was appalled at how nasty, scruffy and ugly everyone was. Nixed most of the list to get out of there asap.
Does this mean People of Wal-Mart are going to be breeding with one another?
My supermarkets are full of the walking dead, mutants and Mexicans.
Fonzie knew this before anyone. When Richie was in a slump with girls, Fonzi took him to the supermarket.
I understand this was popular in Germany a few years ago. The supermarkets were actually promoting it.
Hello, Beautiful ... what’s your sign ? .... can I buy you a cantaloupe ?
At one time, the best pick-up location in the Atlanta area, was the Publix in Vinings. MILFs, Cougars or the fresh college graduate. You either got them on the way home from work, in their heels and business clothes or yoga pants/gym clothes. Either way, the scenery was very nice.
A female reporting in.
Women - it’s not only produce. March on over to the baking isles. Several times in years passed while shopping in this particular isle, men have come forward asking what type of flour does my woman need?
MEN: for those who might be sent on an errand without adequate information, there are several types of flour, so you’d best ask your woman (wife) WHICH TYPE before you travel to the super market. All Purpose, Bread, Self Rising, Cake flour. Flour has as many varieties as the flowers in a garden. If there were no women in that isle to ask, what do you do and whom do you ask? When asking anyone, at least KNOW the what is being made which requires this ingredient.
Ready these posts on this piece brightened up my day some of these one liners are hilarious.
There’s a small Shop Rite near were I live in Wall Twp., NJ. At the risk of sounding sexist the place is milf central. Never saw so many gorgeous 40 year old women in my life!
‘Driving Miss Daisy to the sto’.’
"Honey, the ladies are eyeing me like I am fresh meat in the meat section."
“The Social Safeway,” NYT 1981:
https://www.nytimes.com/1981/07/08/garden/power-in-the-aisles-of-a-capital-market.html
I read this article 20 yrs ago.
First of all, Rotary isn't a social club. And second, it's been in a slow downward spiral since they let in women.
It is not happening. I see these single-ish looking Jewish writer types in the store alone and they smile at me but with my brats in tow I’m sure they assume I’m married. And when I see a dad alone with his kids, I assume he is as well. And anyone who would actually approach me I would probably assume is a perv. So I’m not seeing the love connections in the Asian or paper towel aisle. Maybe I don’t know how to play.