[Rebelbase]

Never had any luck in the produce section. I once asked a beautiful woman if she knew how to prepare squash and she told me to stuff it.

[Bonemaker]

“The next thing you know we’re at the wine bar and then we’re dating.”

I’ve had the same dream.

Seriously that would be the absolute best outcome. For the normal schlub the next thing you know is begging the police to review the store’s security video to prove you didn’t do anything wrong.

[Trillian]

I’ve been asked how I make my eggplant lots of times, nothing weird though.