Roller skates or a scooter should help.
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smoking is bad, but using the road or the sidewalk as a toilet...that’s okay?
NYers are crazy as hell.
Can’t have anything unpleasant now can we.. where does it end? Outlaw everything for crying out loud.
Ten years ago I wouldn’t be almost glad to be on the downhill side of life. Too much of this stuff is coming at us on a daily basis.
What about chewing gum in line?
Next thing you know it will be against the law to not be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
NYC air is worse than chain smoking.
How about farting and walking?
It is pretty unpleasant to be walking down the street and walk through someone’s “Brown Cloud”
I find the accent of the entire Tri-State Area to be obnoxious, offensive and they’re always yelling. I think they should be forced to shut up or be fined.
How do they define “smoking”? If I’m carrying a lit cigarette as I walk down the street but don’t raise it to my lips, am I smoking? If I do the above, but stop dead when I do decide to take a puff, am I “walking and smoking”?
Walking while smoking to be banned - unless its marijuana, or the individual is a member of a Liberal protected class, such as homosexual, transgender, Black, or a Democratic party politician.
...Must be consistent to ideals of the Party, over any considerations of law, truth or logic.
“’My bill is very simple: no smoking and walking on New York City sidewalks,’ said Queens Councilman Peter Koo (Dist. 20).”
Hey, Kook: here’s something much more odious than that which should be outlawed: having to walk behind some leftist who hasn’t showered for weeks. Fine that behavior, sport.
The psychos are alive and well on the NY City Council. They should make a movie about themselves - “The Council of the Damned”. Would be a great hit in liberal-ville Manhattan and the Island.
If they can ban it there, they’ll ban it everywhere. It’s up to you, New York, New Yooorrrrkkkk!
How about submitting a law that
pedestrians hold their breath until
the smoker walks by. This I’d just,
NUTS...
I guess New Yorkers aren’t very coordinated.
“If you don’t smoke and you find yourself walking behind someone who does, it can be unpleasant”
Walking past a drunk, foul smelling,
homeless person can be unpleasant also.
God forbid, he’s a smoker too.
Liberals: Giving you more freedom every day.
Im going to start cheering when the normal people lynch all the crazies in power.
Next they guardians of society will make a law against passing gas. People will have to pop Beano pills to avoid getting a ticket.