[Rebelbase]

It's Friday night...

[mkmensinger]

The jokes write themselves.

[BenLurkin]

Maybe it wanted a shave.

[2111USMC]

There used to be a bar across the river from us named The Angry Beaver.

[Lazamataz]

When closing time comes, you'll take home the first beaver that agrees to go.

[mrsmith]

Bar beaver is big beaver.

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

Haven’t mistaken a beaver for a skunk since the last Hillary speech.

[eldoradude]

[TruthWillWin]

You can easily predict where this thread is headed.....

[Ezekiel]

Thinking it was a skunk, he went inside to get help.

Drunk as a beaver just doesn't have the same ring (or sense of urgency) to it apparently.

[seawolf101]

[seowulf]

I’ve run into a thirsty beaver once or twice before.

[jy8z]

My sister in law, a RN, just got a new job assisting an OB-GYN doctor. Need you ask where...

[DAC21]

Big Beaver, someone has been buying it a lot of Drinks.

[RegulatorCountry]

Any excuse to post this.

Primus - “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

[Rastus]

Must not have been Ladies’ Night.

[PAR35]

I’d be concerned about rabies if a beaver acted like that.

[texas booster]

said O’Hara, who added he has “medium-sized hands.”

The newspaper musta ran outta space for his full quote:

... “medium-sized hands and mighty long fingers.”

[GreenLanternCorps]

[Alas Babylon!]

[Robert DeLong]

“When you get a beaver at a bar, that’s something special.”

Isn't that the reason, oh never mind. 8>)