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Ohio man calls police on pig following him home
cbs ^ | 05/20/2018

Posted on 05/20/2018 3:19:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin

The North Ridgeville Police Department said they received the call at 5:26 a.m. Saturday morning. Upon arrival, they discovered the man, who was totally sober but still being followed by the pig near the city's Amtrak station.

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"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the department said in a Facebook post.

(Excerpt) Read more at cbsnews.com ...


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1 posted on 05/20/2018 3:19:23 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Happened to me a bunch of times leaving the bar.


2 posted on 05/20/2018 3:21:42 PM PDT by LukeL
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To: BenLurkin
the pig's name was Zoey.

Zoey Ziffel.

3 posted on 05/20/2018 3:22:27 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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>>>being followed by the pig near the city’s Amtrak station<<<

Another unintended consequence of American Airlines new Policy regarding Emotional Support Animals. The poor Pig has to use Amtrak.


4 posted on 05/20/2018 3:25:06 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The only good Commie is a dead Commie. Cast your Vote Accordingly.)
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To: LukeL

“Happened to me a bunch of times leaving the bar.”

Obviously you left too soon. If you had stayed until closing time they would have been foxes.


5 posted on 05/20/2018 3:27:50 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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To: MUDDOG
<<>> Arnold Ziffel's Great Great Grandson.
6 posted on 05/20/2018 3:27:50 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The only good Commie is a dead Commie. Cast your Vote Accordingly.)
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To: LukeL

“Happened to me a bunch of times leaving the bar.”

I’ve never left with one. But I did wake up with a couple.

L


7 posted on 05/20/2018 3:27:59 PM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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To: LukeL
Happened to me a bunch of times leaving the bar.

You must have lost your beer goggles, or it would have looked different--more attractive. Until sunrise, and the "cold hard light of day."

8 posted on 05/20/2018 3:29:02 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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To: MUDDOG

Hey! Could that be Arnold’s sister?


9 posted on 05/20/2018 3:29:20 PM PDT by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: BenLurkin

The Story was revised. Turns out it was Joy Behar.


10 posted on 05/20/2018 3:29:33 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The only good Commie is a dead Commie. Cast your Vote Accordingly.)
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To: BenLurkin

Why isn’t this in Breaking News?


11 posted on 05/20/2018 3:32:36 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA/KAG!!!)
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To: BenLurkin

I normally just pull over.


12 posted on 05/20/2018 3:34:39 PM PDT by BobL (I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's...I just don't tell anyone)
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To: BenLurkin
Do_You_Love_Your_Pig
13 posted on 05/20/2018 3:34:44 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: BenLurkin

the police are just a bit defensive, aren’t they?
ha!
smile smile smile
today’s crime log report:
“One AWOL Oink, returned home in squad car.”


14 posted on 05/20/2018 3:36:14 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: BenLurkin; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
In a few years these reports will be about David Hogg, and from gay bars.

15 posted on 05/20/2018 3:36:16 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (www.tapatalk.com/groups/godsgravesglyphs/, forum.darwincentral.org, www.gopbriefingroom.com)
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To: PLMerite

Beer goggles.


16 posted on 05/20/2018 3:40:01 PM PDT by Liberal Anti Venom (Freedom exists not to do what you like, but having the right to do what you ought. ~John Paul II~)
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To: BenLurkin

I’ve had a few pigs follow me home...never felt the need to call the cops though.


17 posted on 05/20/2018 3:47:14 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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To: MUDDOG

Zoey Ziffel.
———!

Arnold Ziffel’s little girl!


18 posted on 05/20/2018 4:01:10 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: BenLurkin

They all look better near closing time


19 posted on 05/20/2018 4:02:36 PM PDT by llevrok (Established 1950.)
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To: BenLurkin

Sounds like a domesticated pig who was lost and a little hungry. He follows the nearest moving person. I wonder if the pig ran when he ran, and slowed down when he slowed down?


20 posted on 05/20/2018 4:07:48 PM PDT by lee martell
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