[so_real]

Oh sure, the defective flotation device not designed for an adult, let’s not forget that. Here’s another instance where a little practical knowledge comes in handy, since defective or mismatched flotation devices can actually be harmful rather than helpful in these situations.

FRiend, that is crazy talk. Here's a little "practical knowledge" for you. Throw me in the ocean with no flotation device and inside five minutes I'll being using my inflated pant legs as a "defective" and "mismatched" flotation device and it most certainly will not "be harmful rather than helpful" in that situation. Where do you come up with this stuff?

[Boogieman]

“FRiend, that is crazy talk”

Gee, you’ve convinced me. We’ll just throw out all these different sized flotation devices that are manufactured and stop giving instructions for how to properly use them, and stop yearly inspections for defective devices, because random guy on the internet says it’s “crazy talk”!

“Throw me in the ocean with no flotation device and inside five minutes I’ll....”

What YOU might do is irrelevant, since Fuddy didn’t do that and we’re discussing what happened to her.