Posted on 05/21/2018 10:51:33 AM PDT by BubbaBasher
I’m so conservative I keep the tax rate at zero when I play SimCity, because supply side economics should make everything work out!
I’m right brained. Take that!
I am soooo conservative I recognize that ‘Republican’ is just a team name for a corrupt bunch of hacks. I am sooooo conservative that I don’t fall for any cults of personality but look for leaders who aren’t owned by globalists and their special interests.
Can’t take credit for it, but I’m to the right of Rush and to the left of God.
I married Miss Right. I didn’t know her first name was “Always”.
I’m so conservative that my opinions actually have meaning and are true and trustworthy
- Only make right hand turns.
- Sleep on right side of bed.
- When reading only move eyes to the right.
- When answering in the affirmative say “RIGHT!”
- Use right sock on left foot.
- Only use right handed writing tools.
- Always on the right side of the law.
- Prefer to be on a boat that is right-side up.
- Have all questions regarding life, the universe and everything-——RIGHT!
My wife definitely had the “right stuff”.
I AM DEFINITAVELY RIGHT!
Being a Navy Sailor, I don’t lean to the right, I have a starboard list.
On a scale of 10, I’m about an 8 1/2.
“- Am looking to buy a right-hand drive car.”
I drove one for years... so I’m halfway there
I’m so conservative we still give the Loyal Toast to the Queen.
That was actually Joseph Welch. Captain John Birch didn’t have anything to do with it beyond getting killed in China by the Communists in 1945.
I eat everything at dinnertime, leftovers suck.
I’m so conservative -—
-— I’m invited to Jesus’s funeral.
-— My gardener is Hungarian.
-— The KKK sends me donations.
Good ‘un, CaptainK!
I decided to go full tilt Libertarian
I’ve worn out several pocket copies of the Constitution and BOR.
I wipe with my left.
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