Beyoncé’s Former Drummer Claims Singer Molested Her with ‘Dark Magic,’ ‘Extreme Witchcraft’

The Blast ^ | 9/20/2018 | Daniel Goldblatt

[morphing libertarian]

how is “extreme” witchcraft different than everyday witchcraft?

[Yaelle]

She is showing signs of serious delusion. Sadly, we can’t put people away against their will for long enough to get treatment going. I just had this experience with someone: finally she did something to harm herself and got 2 weeks locked away only. She did great on meds. But once out. Now she thinks she doesn’t need meds any more. She lives alone, and now she is delusional again.

[TigersEye]

Right! I was wondering what the distinction was from Dark Magic too.
Is that like the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist?
In Dark Magic you’re limited to a Ouija Board and Taro cards
but in Extreme Witchcraft you get to use toad’s eyes and mushrooms?

[morphing libertarian]

in witchcraft you have to watch her videos. In extreme you watch duets with her and her husband

[Tallguy]

Maybe Bey has a spell for those thick NFL running back thighs of hers? Sheesh!

[TigersEye]

And in Dark Magic you have to go to her concerts.

You’d have to put a spell on me that’s for sure.

[bigbob]

Well, since women never lie about this sort of thing, I guess she probably owns half of Beyonce’s stuff now

[Islander7]

So would make Beounce a Black Magic Woman?

[gigster]

Carlos Santana would call her a Black Magic Woman

[Fiji Hill]

She got voodooed!

Voodoo, Voodoo--Lavern Baker (1958)

I thought I was a snake, I started crawling the ground,
Thought I was a dog, I started barking like a hound.
Thought I was a coyote howling at the moon,
Stumbling and bumbling like a flipped, mighty goon.

He done voodoo, voodooed me,
He done voodoo, voodooed me.
Just about as mixed up as a gal could be,
He done voo, voo, voo, voo, voodooed me!

[LeoTDB69]

With the seriousness of the charge we must believe the drummer. Is that how this works or am I still totally confused on liberal justice?

[SkyPilot]

She’s in the occult so ...

Correct. There is a video on YouTube of her doing a performance, and her facial and physical features change dramatically. It looks like she is becoming possessed. She also has a name for a “spirit” who she says lives inside her that she calls Sasha Fierce.

[Fido969]

Love potion number nine.

[waterhill]

Yep.

[SunkenCiv]

And that's why there are no good chick drummers. [ducks, runs]

[Know et al]

Next, they will claim that Brett Kavanaugh was present. Wait for it!