Posted on 12/06/2018 3:57:21 PM PST by Impy
"Well scantily dressed harlot, there sure was a lot sportball action last Sunday, when you should have been in church praying for the diseased soul of our country!"
"Hey what gives, where's Impy?"
"Hi there. Impy is hiding in my void."
"By any chance are my legs in there also?"
"Yup, they're walking around without you like a cartoon, it's hilarious."
"Yarrr, so Impy thinks he can shirk from his duties for the 2nd week in row and not come up with a comedy skit, eh?"
"That's right, oh wait he's trying to tell me something, oh my mistake, Impy is definetly not is my void, some swamp gas from a weather ballon was trapped in a thermal pocket and created an optical illusion of Impy. That's plausiable right?"
"Mon Ami, you must come out, we cannot have Ser DumDum or whatever his name is controling the proceedings."
"Yeah you better come out, otherwise this evening your little friends will be watching you tube videos on how to whittle, and other wholesome activites instead of treason sportball!!!"
Oh all right, but am still having writer's block so we'll just do some interviews. Bears backup QB Chase Daniel, you're up first.
"Hidy ho!! Thank you for not adding an 's' to the end of my name."
You owe me 10 cents, I had actually thrown out the bag over my head but after your performance I had to go out and get a new one and the city taxes them now! I could have went back in time and used that dime to buy gumball in 1955 or dropped it on the ground to see if anyone would bother to bend down to pick it up, you robbed me of that joy.
"Hey come on now! My parents choses to name me Chase, what were you expecting? My fate was sealed in that moment, I would grow up to be an NFL quaterback but not a great one. The loss is hardly on my shoulders alone, what about the coach deciding to gift wrap 3 points for the Gmen at the end of the half?"
"The main reason is actually because I look better naked."
"Ok fine, I chose this life!! Being a backup is great, I get paid state lotto money instead of Powerball money but most weeks no 300 pound guys are trying to kill me! Best of both worlds! What do you think, Colon? I know you aren't exactly capable of "thought" but if you were, what would you think?"
"I think I'd only bend down to pick a quarter not no dime."
Moving on, Coach Omar Epps, your teams has lost 2 in a row, you really boned it last week.
"I know, I know, I forgot we weren't the Patriots with an automatic playoff birth, the Ravens are midding instead of terrible like they were supposed to be, we'll do better."
Former Packer's Coach Mike McCarthy, yur up!
"Whatever, I still have a superbowl ring, I'm over it."
Retiring Ohio State Coach Urban Meyer, we'll finish with you. So what's it gonna be, USC after a year off? A jump to the NFL? Run for President perhaps? Everyone else is.
"No no, I'm actually retiring for reals!"
"I don't buy it either."
"Ok yes I'm full of it."
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in if you haven't yet. I'll take the Titans tonight.
GO PATS
Tonight : Titans.
Sunday : Rams to clinch a bye vs ChiTown
Chiefs down Ravens
Houston nips Dolts
DALLAS clips Eaglets
Aints kill Bucs
Patriots win
Brownies stop Carolina
Steelers destroy Raiders
Packers rebound and ground Failcons
SuperChargers over Bungles
DENVER
NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS
CARDS nudge the unspeakably bad Lions
Buffalo
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Alex Smith is having complications with broken leg. Very tragic
I’m going wid the upset. Jacksonville to win
Crap, he’s 34, that may be all she wrote for his career.
I just hope they don’t need to......I don’t wanna use the word. :(
Got to the thread late. Was going to with the Titans, but since they already scored I’ll pick the Jags.
dc area sports talk radio saying team has requested the media stand down
and respect the family’s privacy.
Jags
Panthers
Chiefs
Texans
Pats
Giants
Saints
Packers
Jets
Bengals
Broncos
Cowboys
Raiders
Lions
Bears
Seahawks
Good luck everyone
Especially me.
Yes, sad. Likely a career ended I read on nfldotcom
Whoopsie- I forgot Monday Night Football-
Weehawks over hapless Vikings
You want to know if we want on or off the ping list. Where is the option not to post this U.S. hating commie league stuff at all?
Tennessee over Jacksonville(Too late for this one)
Buffalo over New York
Carolina over Cleveland
Green Bay over Atlanta
New England over Miami
Kansas City over Baltimore
New Orleans over Tampa Bay
Washington over New York
Houston over Indianapolis
Los Angeles over Cincinnati
Denver over San Francisco
Pittsburgh over Oakland
Detroit over Arizona
Los Angeles over Chicago
Seattle over Minnesota
And finally “My Boyz”
Dallas over Philadelphia
That’s a great question! You can exercise that option yourself by not clicking on the thread.
Haha I’ll give you three the TN pick, Bendy said Tampa I assume he meant Tenn.
I mean who in their right mind would have picked JAX? Well Pete did, but’s he’s playing lowball style, trying to get the worst record.
There's that. Or I can say it shows support of the NFL and the USA haters in its ranks by posting the thread.
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