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Do NOT put parsley or other vegetables in your vagina, doctors warn after 'irresponsible' article...
Mailonline ^
| 18 January 2019
| Vanessa Chalmers
Posted on 01/19/2019 7:11:58 PM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Keyhopper
:^) Even *that* could be a recipe for disaster...
BTW, I will refuse all dinner invitations from the author...
Maybe the Marie Claire editors were thinking about condoms when they read about condiments....
:Too bad the author's name were Herb...
Okay, so, maybe the blue ones aren't funny either...
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posted on
01/19/2019 7:55:31 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
To: BenLurkin
Beavers love parsley .
What’s the big deal?
Wood, too.
To: Fido969
Who are they attributing that quote to? The salad sister from houston?
Circa 1987
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posted on
01/19/2019 7:56:05 PM PST
by
thinden
To: dfwgator
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
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posted on
01/19/2019 7:56:30 PM PST
by
AF_Blue
("Lie? Me? Never! The truth is far too much fun." - Capt. J.A.S. Hook)
To: BradyLS
Cooked, it improves a lot of things.
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posted on
01/19/2019 7:57:58 PM PST
by
Romulus
To: Romulus
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posted on
01/19/2019 7:59:19 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: SunkenCiv
“BTW, I will refuse all dinner invitations from the author...”
lol
BTW, a cigar sounds better than Clinton’s bony disgusting finger.
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:03:48 PM PST
by
Conserv
To: Larry Lucido
Now that you bring up Seinfeld
‘She Said’:
“Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, ‘cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.”
Thanks to George Constanza....
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:03:56 PM PST
by
xrmusn
(6/98"Getting rich as a Politician means doing something illegal''(trunc) HS Truman)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:05:01 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:07:41 PM PST
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: SunkenCiv
Hey! This kale is stale and it smells like fish........
Never eat salad at a feminist house.........
Hey honey, where are my spices........
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:09:45 PM PST
by
Keyhopper
(Indians had bad immigration laws)
To: SunkenCiv
Thanks BenLurkin. Y'know, if I posted any of the jokes that I have in mind right now, I'm pretty sure I'd be grounded for life, and not just on FR. I think everyone is walking on egg shells here, trying to dance around the subject. 😁👍
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:10:45 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD.... And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
To: Sarah Barracuda
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:15:46 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: golux
Ha ha good one! Old joke! Difference between parsley and pussy.
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:16:59 PM PST
by
buffyt
(Dems: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.Abe)
To: dfwgator
What about sage, rosemary or thyme? Paul and Art? 👍
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:18:11 PM PST
by
Mark17
(Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD.... And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
To: TADSLOS
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:18:25 PM PST
by
buffyt
(Dems: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.Abe)
To: TADSLOS
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:18:35 PM PST
by
Callan
To: SunkenCiv
Clinton sticks cigars into them...
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:19:23 PM PST
by
buffyt
(Dems: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.Abe)
To: BenLurkin
My former boss who was an army captain in Vietnam said a nurse in their unit put a cucumber in her vagina. She was too embarrassed to ask help when she couldn’t retrieve it. The nurse died of septic shock.
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posted on
01/19/2019 8:32:39 PM PST
by
sockmonkey
(I am an America First, not Israel First FReeper.)
To: TADSLOS
'There are only a few things that should go in your vagina and vegetables generally aren't one of them.'.....
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