1 posted on
01/22/2019 7:29:56 AM PST by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
Stupid should hurt - it is how life teaches us to not be stupid.
To: simpson96
I bet they both vote for DemonRATS.
3 posted on
01/22/2019 7:31:43 AM PST by
politicianslie
(OPTIMIST-Glass 1/2 full- PESSIMIST 1/2 empty TO ENGINEER, Glass is twice as big as it needs to be!)
To: simpson96
Florida man again?
Maybe we should rename the the “Darwin Award” to the “Florida Man Award?”
4 posted on
01/22/2019 7:33:29 AM PST by
Perseverando
(For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
To: simpson96
5 posted on
01/22/2019 7:34:15 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: simpson96
During 2 blood moons including the recent one crazy craziness has gone on around me.
The next one i’m locking myself in the basement for 24 hours...
6 posted on
01/22/2019 7:34:46 AM PST by
mowowie
To: simpson96
"Strong in all three, the stupid is."
To: simpson96
I feel sorry for the officer. He’s probably going to spend years second guessing his actions that evening.
I was also someplace dark for the eclipse. The difference is that I did not choose to lie down on a road in the dark, ignoring the significant potential for injury. I have common sense.
8 posted on
01/22/2019 7:35:46 AM PST by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: simpson96
It seems like you might see the headlights coming.
9 posted on
01/22/2019 7:36:09 AM PST by
Clay Moore
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people)
To: simpson96
“Said they were alert”
Not if they got run over in a closed park.
11 posted on
01/22/2019 7:38:12 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: simpson96
“Said they were alert”
Not if they got run over in a closed park.
12 posted on
01/22/2019 7:38:52 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: simpson96
Their viewing was eclipsed when they learned where the rubber met the road
13 posted on
01/22/2019 7:39:56 AM PST by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: simpson96
This couple sound like Darwin Award candidates, but beyond this, the description is a bit odd. The trail was closed and behind a locked gate and the officer was patrolling at 11:30pm on a Sunday night. Maybe more to the story?
16 posted on
01/22/2019 7:49:56 AM PST by
Truth29
To: simpson96
They were lucky that a big ol’ gator didn’t find them first.
18 posted on
01/22/2019 7:55:04 AM PST by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: simpson96
The woman sitting in the officer’s lap facing toward him probably blocked his view.
20 posted on
01/22/2019 7:56:44 AM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: simpson96
Sounds like he chose a safer place to be than where I was.
I was with about 100 Boy Scouts out in the wilds of South Georgia watching.
Might have been better to have been driven over.
(Not really, it was actually quite fun).
21 posted on
01/22/2019 7:58:16 AM PST by
Conan the Librarian
(The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
To: simpson96
If the cop is white and the idiots not, will there be riots?
22 posted on
01/22/2019 8:01:58 AM PST by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)
To: simpson96
“Nobody will be watching us....
Why don’t we do it in the road”
To: simpson96
...bump bump...bump bump...
26 posted on
01/22/2019 8:20:13 AM PST by
moovova
To: simpson96
So don’t lay down in the middle of the road. Duh.
27 posted on
01/22/2019 8:24:38 AM PST by
Yashcheritsiy
(I'd rather have one king 3000 miles away that 3000 kings one mile away)
To: simpson96
How did the officer fail to see them lying in the roadway? Was he looking up at the eclipse while driving?
28 posted on
01/22/2019 8:30:43 AM PST by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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