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Florida Man Says 'Jesus Told Me To" After Driving Ferrari Into Water
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| January 16, 2019
| By RJ Johnson
Posted on 03/22/2019 1:01:52 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
Whew! Glad it wasn’t the Mustang that he drove into the water!!!
To: FlingWingFlyer
He worked at Dilbert’s company for a few strips.
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:07:22 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(Disc jockeys are as interchangeable as spark plugs.)
To: Red Badger
“Florida man” “March 11”
“Dancing camel draws attention on Florida highway”
To: Red Badger
I interned with the city of Rock Hill’s video production department.
One day I rode around with a city cop. A few traffic tickets, one questionable victim interview and that was about it.
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:09:43 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(Disc jockeys are as interchangeable as spark plugs.)
To: Red Badger
Also for “Florida Man” “March 11”
“Unconscious at work after shooting heroin, working drunk, DUIs: nurses losing licenses (8 Florida nurses disciplined in March over alcohol and drugs)”
and, more appropriate to the search:
“Angry dad brings loaded AK-47 to Florida school because son called crying, police say”
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:16:57 PM PDT
by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: Red Badger
Drove my Chevy to the levee ping
To: Buckeye McFrog
Jesus walked on the water, and he could drive a Ferrari across it too.
Why would Jesus drive a cheap Ferrari when he could drive a Maserati?
To: Red Badger
LOL
That darned Jesus. Such a prankster.
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:36:10 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: sparklite2
Jesus said walk, not drive!..................
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:38:34 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
Ferrari Driver: "Jesus Take the wheel!"
Jesus: "Why? I gave you have two perfectly functional hands."
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:43:10 PM PDT
by
apillar
To: Fiddlstix
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:43:29 PM PDT
by
Drew68
(No, as a matter of fact, I didn't read the article.)
To: Red Badger
Jesus said, "Here are we: fils et pater."
Florida Man thought he said, "Ferrari. Hit the water."
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:47:45 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: apillar
I always knew Jesus was a Chevy man!
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:53:11 PM PDT
by
apillar
To: Red Badger
Of course Jesus told you to.....of course..../s
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posted on
03/22/2019 2:59:21 PM PDT
by
cranked
To: ifinnegan
Maybe purple Jesus. MD20/20 + grape koolaid.
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posted on
03/22/2019 3:02:21 PM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
03/22/2019 3:02:56 PM PDT
by
Dr.Deth
To: Red Badger
If he had driven Joel Olsteens Ferrari with Joel Olsteens it it, I would have believed that God told him to.
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posted on
03/22/2019 3:10:43 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
03/22/2019 3:51:00 PM PDT
by
Hatteras
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