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Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere
NY Post ^
| July 19, 2019
| Yaron Steinbuch
Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
She is delusional. Perhaps with professional help she will see the light.
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:03:36 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Well, he is pretty much unattractive and dumb as a light post so, there’s that...
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:04:11 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Let me guess, she hates Trump?
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:04:37 AM PDT
by
MNDude
To: Vendome
Are you saying she is a dim bulb?
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:05:33 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Now, go and make it a sammitch.
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:05:47 AM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Won’t work. Basic math shows 91 does not go into 35 evenly.
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:05:50 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Vote, while it is still legal!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Amanda Liberty?
Is she somehow related to Seymor Butz or Hugh Jasz?
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:06:51 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The lights are on, but nobody’s home.................
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:07:01 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She should be committed to an insane asylum.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.
I enjoyed reading that line.
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:07:27 AM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: Vendome
Yeah, He clearly has a sparkling personality, lights up Her life and is turned on by Her quickly and easily and .....
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:07:29 AM PDT
by
Col Freeper
(Liberals: Devoted members of the "Church of the Eternally Offended".)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
And just how, dare I ask, will this marriage be consummated?
“...Would the newly betrothed please kiss the Bride?
Just make sure she’s fully grounded!”
To: rightwingintelligentsia
There was a time when delusional people were helped, not indulged.
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:08:43 AM PDT
by
jalisco555
("In a Time of Universal Deceit Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act" - George Orwell)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Absolutely no difference between marrying a tree, I mean chandelier, and same-sex marriage. NONE!. By definition, same-sex marriage means one can marry anything they so desire. There is no other way to interpret it.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Youuuu.... light up my lifeeee....
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:09:17 AM PDT
by
BlackAdderess
(God will not be mocked, and yes, that is a warning. Fail to heed it at your peril, proggies!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
She must have seen the movie, Beauty and the Beast.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is she going to swing from chandelier on her "wedding" night?
You're a bigot if you object to her sexual orientation.
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:09:40 AM PDT
by
Kazan
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I have a 71 Buick GS convertible I kinda feel the same way about...
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posted on
07/22/2019 10:10:57 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
You used to have to pay for a tour in Bedlam to see the crazy people, now you get it free on the Internet.
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