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Posted on 11/19/2019 9:51:21 AM PST by simpson96
While intoning pious flapdoodle about his sacred duty to impeach and remove President Trump from office, it seems that God or else Eric Swalwell's digestive system had other plans for him.
He let 'er rip, and it wasn't subtle. No one heard a thing he said either before or after that impressive digestive demonstration.
Which was fitting reminder to voters just how lightweight the first Democratic presidential debate dropout is, now that he's achieved a new reason to get his name in the news.
Swalwell seems to have done it with little effort to hold it in, which raises questions for the ace investigative reporters out there, the ones who spent all that time reporting about President Trump's dog-medal Photoshop, as to whether Swalwell made a spectacular miscalculation, or else farts out loud like that all the time. They need to get busy.
Some actually did, and now Swalwell is saying "not me" to People magazine, which rose to the challenge. Swalwell's actually denying that that unmistakeable fart noise was his and this despite that little smile of recognition we see in the video that he knew it was his.
According to People magazine:
“It is real you can tell the pause he takes to push it out,” said someone else.
“Might be real, I mean he quit talking and looks almost like he’s about to laugh,” added another person.
Yet here he is denying he did it:
“It was not me!!!!!” he wrote in a text message to a Buzzfeed reporter. “Ha. And I didn’t hear it when I was speaking.”
When the reporter pointed out that he seemed to pause and hold back a laugh after the alleged fart, the democratic said, “I def did not hear it.”
Such a coward actually. And since he's such a lightweight...
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Maybe Hillary can add him to her Gusty Women book.
Just another Democrat politician clearing his throat.
If you’re gonna play the fartiste on live TV, be man enough to admit it. You ripped a big one … be proud! Joseph Pujol made a living with his epic farts.
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Seems he’s been reading Benjamin Franklin recently, and was deeply moved by the treatise “Fart Proudly”.
How can we be sure that sound wasn’t Chrissy’s “Obama Tingle” acting up? LOL.
He claims it wasn’t him but I have a hearsay witness who says he heard from someone else that he did fart on TV..so since we gotta believe all hearsay witnesses its true, Eric Sh*twell farted on National Television
More proof of Pootin colluding to destroy Dems.
THAT was a quadruple flutter blast! Democrats fart with impunity.
“Pootin”... LMAO
I thought it was William J. LePetomane who conducted a chorale inside the corral.
Anyway, typical Dindu Nuffin Dem. Swalwell could have quipped, “That one’s for you, NRA!!” & would have been celebrated for it.
Swallwell = Fartwell
The official “explanation” was a coffee cup was moved across the desk, but Swalwell’s “pause” seals the deal for me.....
The Governor was named in Joseph Pujol's honor.
Just a little lean was all he needed to do to show is pride. Maybe he did that to prove he wasn’t gay.
OMG
The least he can do is apologize for contributing to Climate Change.
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