Posted on 02/04/2020 8:04:30 AM PST by BipolarBob
MIAMI, FL—Super Bowl organizers were really worried about the risk of a wardrobe malfunction for the 2020 halftime show. Previous errors have caused millions to be exposed to terrible things like nudity, cursing, and The Black-Eyed Peas for the first time.
Instead of risking a wardrobe malfunction this year, event planners decided to eliminate most of the singers' wardrobes.
"We didn't want to risk someone's shirt or pants falling off, so we just got rid of the shirt and pants," said one choreographer. "You can't have a wardrobe malfunction without a wardrobe. It's a genius plan." In another major precaution, showrunners eliminated the possibility of a musical error by not featuring actual music.
Unfortunately, the plan backfired, and a wardrobe malfunction occurred anyway, causing a small amount of clothing to be placed on both celebrities by mistake.
That reminds me of the old joke that if you play a Madonna record backwards she gets dressed and promotes chastity.
-PJ
I was in a place where the Super Bowl was on, but used halftime for a bathroom break and to reload on snacks. Did not really pay the show much attention.
But crikey, it wasn’t long before every woman I know was either in my ear or online going off on what a slutty piece of soft-core porn it was. Did Jennifer Lopez REALLY have her 11-year old daughter sing while she pole danced?
#11 I remember seeing Julie Andrews using a stripper pole years back.... : )
Yes Jlo at least was wearing an outfit that w0as mostly nylon or something where it looked like you were seeing skin. Kind of like ice skaters.
Well, she did show her boobs in the movie S.O.B.
Yep, Julie started the downward spiral of entertainment.... : )
Many FReepers get gotcha’d, sadly.
Love the Bee.
Couldn't tell ya'. I went outside for fresh air at halftime.
I know the Bee is a joke site, but this is actually the ‘rat approach to lowering crime and prison/jail overcrowding. Declare that lots of things aren’t crimes any longer, and don’t hold people in jail pending trial. Less crime and less jail crowding. Problem: solved.
Re: That reminds me of the old joke.....
Good one!
Uh, . . okay. My thread was about the semi-nudity during the halftime performance for the SuperBowl. Nobody is suggesting they should be jailed for that but just that it’s in poor taste.
I remember that being a big thing so so so looong ago.
i miss those days.
Apparently there was a perky pair under the dirndl.
I turned it off and stopped recording. I knew Jlo would strip. She’s a stripper. But I need to know what families are bombarded with
This is contradictory. You “need to know” so you turned off the TV then stopped recording? This makes no sense.
While the Half Time show was NSFW it was not pornography. That is something else in its entirety.
I observe culture. How can I know what is going on if I don’t observe it
I saw Shakira for a second, then I saw jlo- what she had on, sliding her crotch into the camera. I turned it off. If they are watching ratings, I am part of what I hope are many viewers turning it off.
That way, when people at work talk about it I know who makes excuses for depravity.
While I am watching “the five” I can look away As they show clips while listening to their reaction. The women were polite, as the “men” made them watch this smut. Jesse giggles, slut like, as juan said Jesse spilled a beer on his crotch while watching.
That is pornography again shoved at us. That’s porn.
I observe culture. How can I know what is going on if I don’t observe it
I saw Shakira for a second, then I saw jlo- what she had on, sliding her crotch into the camera. I turned it off. If they are watching ratings, I am part of what I hope are many viewers turning it off.
That way, when people at work talk about it I know who makes excuses for depravity.
While I am watching “the five” I can look away As they show clips while listening to their reaction. The women were polite, as the “men” made them watch this smut. Jesse giggles, slut like, as juan said Jesse spilled a beer on his crotch while watching.
That is pornography again shoved at us. That’s porn.
This whole post is ridiculous and faux outrage. First, you saw Shakira for “a second” then you saw JLo. Your whole argument falls flat on its face when you state this. Why? Because Shakira performs for over 5 minutes before JLo is even seen on your television. In fact, a closeup of JLo doesn’t happen until the 6 minute 25 second mark of the halftime show. At this time she has on a pink skirt. So you could not take a look at what Jlo was wearing at first and know. Your post is nothing but false outrage. Give it up.
If you observe culture as you state, then you would know that Shakira has both South American and Middle Eastern ancestory and she was paying homage to that during her show as her music that she sings incorporates both. When she ululates with her tongue it was done in homage to those women in the Middle East as a show of joy.
While their outfits could have been different as it was not family friendly but this was not porn. Pure and simple. Feign faux outrage elsewhere.
I couldnt care any less where any of them are from. I see a girl in a stripper outfit tv goes off.
It was two strippers. It was porn.
Enough.
I couldnt care any less where any of them are from. I see a girl in a stripper outfit tv goes off.
And there lies your problem. You want to believe you are civilized and cultured but in reality you are of lesser stature than the ones who swing on the pole. Your jealousy is astounding.
Screw shakira and her muslim “homeage.”
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