Michael Avenatti held in ‘rat-infested’ cell that 'reeks of urine': report

Fox News ^ | March 12, 2020 | Brian Flood

[jazusamo]

Having a very hard time finding any sympathy.

[Sacajaweau]

So he's sharing a cell with another rat.

Remember the Dems supported this piece of sh**. They loved him. LOL

[Responsibility2nd]

“Avenatti’s cell was ‘infested with rats,’ and the facility ‘reeks of urine,’ the Post reported.

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Sound like a creepy porn shoot site that a creepy porn lawyer would be comfortable in.

[jeffc]

But, of course, Harvey Weinstein, has a whole floor to himself - cuz he’s a protected Leftist...

[Vermont Lt]

Where the hell is he, “Devil’s Island?”

[Responsibility2nd]

Avenatti’s attorney said inmates lacked soap and or hot water to wash their hands and faced “deplorable” conditions.

“Avenatti’s cell was ‘infested with rats,’ and the facility ‘reeks of urine,’ the Post reported.

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Hey Now! Speaking as a Deplorable; I resent this remark.

[jmacusa]

“Infested with rats’’ and reeks of urine’’? Where are they holding him, in an NYC subway station?

[circlecity]

Yeah, prison sucks. That’s why you shouldn’t be a criminal.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Good for him!

[Maceman]

And to think, according to the MSM, he could have been living in the White House soon.

Oh well. Sucks to be him. But at least he can be a jailhouse lawyer and have plenty of commissary to swap with other prisoners. He’ll be fine.

[Responsibility2nd]

Where the hell is he, “Devil’s Island?”

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Worse. He’s in MCC.

Maybe even in Epstein’s (who they say committed suicide) old cell.

[MrEdd]

Where the hell is he, “Devil’s Island?”

Hugh Hefner's decaying old Playboy mansion as it is today.

[SunkenCiv]

And, the jokes just write themselves.

[JayAr36]

Must feel like home.

[ClearCase_guy]

+1

[treetopsandroofs]

The Problem of Cell 13 comes to mind.

Great "Thinking Machine" short story by Jacques Futrelle, who to our misfortune sailed to his doom aboard HMS Titanic.

[bert]

The report issued by officials who oversee the cell bank indicated that when Avenatti arrived, the rats fled the scene

[Bulwinkle]

The Best news of the day!

[treetopsandroofs]

“A New York jury found Avenatti, 48, guilty on three counts, including extortion, wire fraud and transmission of interstate communications with intent to extort. He faces up to 42 years in prison will be sentenced later this year. According to the Post, Avenatti’s attorney said inmates lacked soap and or hot water to wash their hands and faced “deplorable” conditions.”

Awww, and to think just a short time ago, our domestic enemies all wanted this POS to be POTUS.

[Conserv]

Maybe they could let his bf, Don Lemon, visit.