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Elderly Florida man, 67, arrested by FBI for $650 bank robbery to pay his rent
The New York Post ^ | August 30, 2023 | Nicholas McEntyre

Posted on 08/31/2023 6:04:21 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

An elderly Florida man was arrested by the FBI after he attempted to rob a Miami-area bank for $650 because he was “in desperate need for rent money” and faced becoming homeless.

On Aug. 24, Michael Terry Noojin, 67, jumped in line at a Bank of America in Hollywood, Florida, just after 2:40 p.m. and waited while the three tellers working were helping two other customers.

Noojin then walked up to the waiting teller and slid a brown plastic shopping bag under the protective glass divider, telling her, “I have a gun, put all the money in the bag,” according to an FBI criminal complaint obtained by the Daily Beast.

The teller didn’t reply to Noojin’s demands, forcing him to repeat his statement.

“I’m not playing around, I have a gun, put the money in the bag,” Noojin said.

The teller who was facing Noojin claimed she never saw a gun but locked her cash drawer anyway, prompting the two other tellers next to her to do the same, with one of them also activating the emergency alarm, according to the criminal complaint submitted to the US District Court for the Southern District of Florida.

Noojin, who was wearing a yellow polo shirt with sailboats and birds, blue jeans, white shoes and sunglasses, sensed his plan was foiled, grabbed the bag and ran out of the building via the emergency exit.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; florida; floridaman; miami
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bad plan. Go to a state where shoplifting under $950 is a misdemeanor and they don’t bother you. Then fence the stuff on eBay. Two or three heists and he would have made a thousand bucks.


21 posted on 08/31/2023 7:11:06 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: Uncle Miltie

No, he would not get off in California or any place else. Bank robbery is a federal offense not a state or local one.


22 posted on 08/31/2023 7:13:14 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bank robbery is complicated...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VdMdboymT8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R13NZ3yw4Y


23 posted on 08/31/2023 7:15:36 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Uncle Miltie

California’s a long way from Florida - anyone know the closest democrat hellhole state to Florida?


24 posted on 08/31/2023 7:45:54 PM PDT by GOPJ (Hunter Biden’s pet name for his father on his cellphone? It was “Pedo Peter”. -- Jim Hoft )
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To: John Milner
I’m 67 and still pretty vital. I don’t like a 67 year old person being labeled as ‘elderly.’

To people in their 20s you're ancient. Don't sweat it.

25 posted on 08/31/2023 8:16:16 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: John Milner

“I don’t like a 67 year old person being labeled as ‘elderly.’”

Yup. I can relate to that. But elderly makes a better headline


26 posted on 08/31/2023 8:21:52 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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To: John Milner

I was about to say the same, but I am 64. I do not think 67 is “elderly.” Eighty is elderly.


27 posted on 08/31/2023 8:39:11 PM PDT by madison10
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Those tellers are going to get in trouble. The FDIC usually requires you follow such instructions. Not following them can get people killed—and since the deposits are insured, there is no reason to push back.

The tellers in our bank were trained over and over, the money is not worth your life. But we had tellers executed during a robbery years ago—so the message was a little more relevant to our bank.


28 posted on 09/01/2023 5:59:00 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Uncle Miltie

Armed robbery of a bank is serious. Even in CA.


29 posted on 09/01/2023 5:59:31 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Grampa Dave

When I sat on a grand jury, we had a guy rob a bank to get into a drug rehab program. He told people he was going to do it. He told the tellers thats why he was doing it. He did it. He dumped the money so it could be recovered. He went home and waited for the cops.

It was a sad story.


30 posted on 09/01/2023 6:01:48 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Vermont Lt

and since the deposits are insured

***********

Whom at the bottom line is paying for all that insurance?


31 posted on 09/01/2023 6:02:32 AM PDT by deport
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To: Captain Peter Blood

Most of the time, bank robbery is covered under state prosecutions. If you do multiple robberies and shoot the place up…that will get the Fed’s involved.

I think people would be surprised as how many bank robberies go unsolved. I was surprised to learn that when I worked at a bank.

Hint: If you are planning on robbing a bank, give video surveillance and cop response times some consideration. You can work around that stuff and be on your way pretty quickly.


32 posted on 09/01/2023 6:05:35 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: John Milner
I don’t like a 67 year old person being labeled as ‘elderly.’

At least, I would want to be able go out in public wearing long white robes, carrying a staff, and issuing Commandments that the young’uns are forced to listen to. :)

33 posted on 09/01/2023 6:06:00 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This reminds me of the classic Woody Allen scene:

“I have a gub”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VdMdboymT8


34 posted on 09/01/2023 6:06:31 AM PDT by cgbg ("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
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To: frank ballenger

I didn’t see your post—great Woody Allen movie.


35 posted on 09/01/2023 6:08:24 AM PDT by cgbg ("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
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To: Vermont Lt

“When I sat on a grand jury, we had a guy rob a bank to get into a drug rehab program. He told people he was going to do it. He told the tellers that’s why he was doing it. He did it. He dumped the money so it could be recovered. He went home and waited for the cops.”

It was a sad story.

Sad, but a reality from your side of the USA to the California side.


36 posted on 09/01/2023 9:25:45 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Georgia just crystallized Trump’s caympaign with a copyright-free image winning him nomination!)agee)
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