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Laz's Tips for a Great Christmas Dinner Conversations
Original Content | 12/24/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz

I want us all to have a wonderful Christmas, so I have some handy tips for a holiday filled with cheer.

So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.

  1. Example #1:

    "Why you little Marxist ##### ## #### ### ### # a #### because #### ### ### door ### #### ## # #### and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison ### ##### ## # # ############# ### # # fatal dose of fentanyl."

  2. Example 2:

    "You ugly, nasty, left wing ###### ## ##### ## # #### # car accident ### ###### # ## ###### ### ## # ###### abortion-lookalike ##### ##### ## ###### ##### # effortlessly #### ###### ##### spoon up your ##### # ## ##### # ## ########## ## # # ########## chimpanzee removes your intestines through your bunghole.

  3. Example 3:

    God Himself hates you, you #### ## ######## ### # # ########## ### #### pepper-spray ######## ### ######### #### ######### three sanitary napkins over your ############ #### # ######## ### # ###### # ####### clock up your ########### ######## ### in Egypt.



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To: null and void

Remember the old commercial? “Every Kiss Begins With Kay”?

MY jingle is “Every Kiss Begins With An Order Of Protection and Court-Mandated Violence Prevention Courses”


41 posted on 12/24/2023 8:38:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

Only one change, instead of Egypt, make it Thailand!


42 posted on 12/24/2023 8:41:02 AM PST by laker_dad
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To: laker_dad
Only one change, instead of Egypt, make it Thailand!

Thailand?

43 posted on 12/24/2023 8:41:50 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

I like to compliment democraps to my liberal friends and family about the things liberal complain about but never when a democrap is in office.

Like, “Gee, that drive in must have been real expensive with gas prices and all. I mean, Big Oil sure seems to make record profits whenever a democrap in office.”

Or, “I am sure glad a democrap is in office to give us this great economy, so sorry you lost your job and are unemployed. Maybe if you just tried harder like all those immigrants you’d be employed like them too. Those mexicans sure have a great work ethic!”


44 posted on 12/24/2023 8:43:24 AM PST by CodeToad (Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
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To: CodeToad

Excellent! You are becoming my Role Model!


45 posted on 12/24/2023 8:44:33 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Leaning Right

Way to go. Don’t fall into their trap. Be happy and keep stepping forward. I talk about happy things in life, it drives liberals (and some conservatives) crazy.


46 posted on 12/24/2023 8:44:52 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
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To: Lazamataz

I think we are both equally devious and snotty and sarcastic. :)


47 posted on 12/24/2023 8:46:07 AM PST by CodeToad (Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
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To: SaxxonWoods
Way to go. Don’t fall into their trap. Be happy and keep stepping forward. I talk about happy things in life, it drives liberals (and some conservatives) crazy.

What if hours-long obscenity-laced tirades directed at my liberal relatives is what MAKES me happy?

48 posted on 12/24/2023 8:46:30 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


49 posted on 12/24/2023 8:46:42 AM PST by windcliff
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To: Lazamataz

If you have Bidettes in your family, after dinner invite them in to your living room to watch a great western like Malarkey.


50 posted on 12/24/2023 8:46:43 AM PST by dforest
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To: CodeToad

That makes us Brothers.


51 posted on 12/24/2023 8:47:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas Laz. Great advice but it’s too late. I pissed them all off a long time ago. Best thing I ever did. Be Safe. Regards


52 posted on 12/24/2023 8:48:05 AM PST by Equine1952
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To: Equine1952
Merry Christmas Laz. Great advice but it’s too late. I pissed them all off a long time ago. Best thing I ever did. Be Safe. Regards

Life is too short. Reconcile with them.

Then invite them to Christmas dinner.

Then lay into them with an obscenity-laced tirade like I have given examples for.

53 posted on 12/24/2023 8:49:36 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

xlnt


54 posted on 12/24/2023 8:50:30 AM PST by coalminersson (since )
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To: Lazamataz

Merry Christmas Laz. I have enjoyed your posts for 22+ years...


55 posted on 12/24/2023 8:50:30 AM PST by laker_dad
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To: Lazamataz
I won't have liberals in my house. My house be like (sub snowmen for liberals) this for Crimmus:


56 posted on 12/24/2023 8:51:59 AM PST by DCBryan1 (Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
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To: Lazamataz

Just Christmas shopping itslf has shown the pulse that’s out there.
In parking lot two were saying that Trumps got to work fast when he gets in office again...as though it’s already a given he’ll be our next Pres.


57 posted on 12/24/2023 8:53:59 AM PST by caww (O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......)
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To: laker_dad; Lazamataz
Many of us sported (Save Laz!) taglines when Lazmataz was banned!

THEY want us to believe Lazamataz is the old Laz.

Uh huh...

58 posted on 12/24/2023 8:55:41 AM PST by null and void (Would a Fed debt collapse bad? It'd be societal chemotherapy, painful, but necessary to save life.)
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To: Lazamataz

Probably more than we know.


59 posted on 12/24/2023 8:57:04 AM PST by CodeToad (Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
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To: null and void
Many of us sported (Save Laz!) taglines when Lazmataz was banned!

I was grateful for that. FR wouldn't be the same without my irreverent, slightly-insane postings.

60 posted on 12/24/2023 8:57:54 AM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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