Woman, 25, claims she has 'married' a six-foot-tall Halloween DOLL, claiming she is now in a polyamorous romance with the toy and her zombie doll 'wife' - and trio is 'expecting their 11th child'

daily mail ^ | 4/8/2024 | By NOVA M BAJAMONTI

[RummyChick]

A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago.

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.

The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018.

But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony - and now the trio are in a polyamorous relationship.

[Deplorable American1776]

A Biden voter I’m sure...🤓

[null and void]

I don't know if this is someone who is just looking for attention or if she really believes this craziness

Why not both?

[Songcraft]

Yes, but what is she going to do if her new husband doll suddenly decides he wants to identify as a transgender doll?

[Valpal1]

Polyamorous = polymorons

[EvilCapitalist]

Sure looks like it.

[Kriggerel]

Nah, polyamorous = polygamous without actual commitment

[fruser1]

So is she claiming EIC credits for those kids, getting food stamps for them etc?

[Deplorable American1776]

I don’t think the Crazy/Hot Matrix has an area where this woman belongs.

Only if the area say: Mental illness ward!! 🤓

[FamiliarFace]

She’s certifiable.

Please tell me she’s not eligible to vote. Please.

[Deplorable American1776]

I just read that some news agency interviewed a Japanese guy who spent 2 million yen to become a Collie...Crazy is global...

[jmacusa]

“No respect I tell ya. Every time they took a family picture I had to take it so I couldn’t be in it!’’

[Chickensoup]

Both can be true.

The internet is the death of our culture and society.

[ealgeone]

We used to institutionalize folks like this.

[metmom]

Those things are evil.

There is something seriously wrong with that person.

[Lockbar]

Don’t know her politics, but I might suspect she would fit in just fine as a delegate to next summers DNC convention in Chicago.

[Albion Wilde]

this is from 2019

So, she's been married before...

I went on the DailyMail site to read the comments, and about peed myself laughing.

[Albion Wilde]

Polyamorous = polymorons

Polyethyleneophilious.