[ClearCase_guy]

I’m confused — is there a new choppa? And should I get to it?

[Texas Fossil]

the New Choppa?

The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including

• is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases
• a backup electric generator
• an extra backup of solar panels
  
• a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible
• a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white
• (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella - then it filters them out, too)
  
• a sooper-seekret-special filter that spots red baseball hats and launches high explosive missiles at anyone wearing one

It will take about a year to train up a DEI qualified crew, so don't expect it to be operational this year.

[Texas Fossil]

I’ve been to 2nd City, in downtown Chicago. Long long ago.