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Lighten Up

Posted on 04/21/2002 3:28:38 PM PDT by ex-snook

A break in the news for those wanting a change from reading about Bush, Sharon, Arafat, Washington, GOP, Democrats whatever.

"Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers Who sez seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

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FOXY LADY Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired

beauty, 80's, slim,5'-4" (used to be 5-6), searching

for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.

Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

.......................................

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT Recent widow who

has just buried fourth husband looking for someone

to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting,

shortness of breath not a problem.

.......................................

SERENITY NOW I am into solitude, long walks,

sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you

are the silent type, let's get together, take our

hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

..........................................

WINNING SMILE Active grandmother with

original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share

rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

...........................................

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock,

still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights,

and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a

groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get

together and listen to my boss collection of

eight-track tapes.

..............................................

MEMORIES I can usually remember Monday

through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,

Saturday, and Sunday, let's put our two heads

together.

...............................................

MINT CONDITION Male, 1932, high mileage,

good condition, some hair, many new parts including

hip, knee, cornea, valves.

Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

 


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Copy and paste it for your senior friends.
1 posted on 04/21/2002 3:28:38 PM PDT by ex-snook
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To: ex-snook;Cagey;SeeRushtoldU_so;Washington-Husky
These "personal ads" are hilarious.........
2 posted on 04/21/2002 4:09:10 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"These "personal ads" are hilarious.........

I thought so too but I guess people are into more 'important' topics.

3 posted on 04/21/2002 4:46:46 PM PDT by ex-snook
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To: ex-snook;WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Yes, they are hilarious. On the old FreeRepublic this thread would have had many posts on it by now but most people never even look or more likely even know about the General Interest side. Sad, because being a conservative does not have to mean "All News, All the Time."
4 posted on 04/21/2002 4:58:12 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: Cagey
"On the old FreeRepublic this thread would have had many posts on it by now "

Agreed, many would have added some of their own creations. But.....these are serious times.......

5 posted on 04/21/2002 5:03:18 PM PDT by ex-snook
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To: Cagey
Ok Mr. Not-so-serious......what would your personal ad look like? lol
6 posted on 04/21/2002 5:07:14 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA


7 posted on 04/21/2002 6:03:01 PM PDT by Cagey
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To: ex-snook
And your personal ad would say..........
8 posted on 04/21/2002 6:03:10 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Cagey
Ok......that is pretty lame....lol, er, I mean good.........

And, in the interest of being fair....my ad would say:

"White female, non-smoker, let me have my way and we'll get along fine......."

9 posted on 04/21/2002 6:05:41 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Cagey
OK you two ... knock it off! LOL &;-)


10 posted on 04/21/2002 6:19:36 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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