LAWYER SHOT 5 TIMES IN THE HEAD AT THE PARKING GARAGE OF HIS MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE OFFICE

Local News | JohnMac

[JohnMac]

This just out; nothing follows.

[Love of Country]

What's the punchline?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Did they USE Brown's GUN?

[JohnMac]

None. The man is dead, and the shooter stepped directly out of the garage onto a public bus.

[NautiNurse]

A very deliberate case of culling the profession.

[Hacksaw]

BUMP for later read on details.....

[follow your bliss]

See, that's just a bad investment decision by the shooter.

The rule of thumb is two rounds per lawyer. He could have shot 1.5 more lawyers.

q: Anyone know the difference between road kill and a dead lawyer found on the road?

a: Skid marks before the road kill

[Tai_Chung]

Doesn't sound like a random killing to me.

This guy was likely the target of an assassination.

[Pern]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Constitution Day]

Sounds like a mob hit to me.

[Teacher317]

Dixie Mob hit? Dissatisfied client? Spurned Wife? Random act of violence? Carjacking gone wrong?

[pgobrien]

Sounds like suicide to me....a la Vince Foster.
The world is a better place now.....

[homeschool mama]

**This guy was likely the target of an assassination. **

My thought exactly.

For the jokers on this thread...this man may have been a lawyer, but he was also a human being and this is tragic.

[Aurelius]

Did any of the bullets strike a vital organ?

[SauronOfMordor]

5 times to the head indicates the killer was SERIOUSLY pissed off at the lawyer. Possibly an ex-husband if divorce lawyer, or dad/husband of victim if criminal defense lawyer

[Teacher317]

Did he have any big cases today?

[TommyDale]

This is impossible -- if he were a REAL lawyer, those bullets would have bounced right off that hard head.

[freeperfromnj]

Wonder if there's a connection to the woman who abetted the terrorists and was later found burned alive in her car before she was to testify.

[Teacher317]

ooh, you're good! ROFL!

[TomGuy]

Speculative query:

Wonder whether this lawyer has any connection with:

Memphis medical examiner
Driver's license fraud

Of course, if someone didn't see the shooter, we'd be getting reports that the lawyer committed suicide by shooting himself in the head with 5 bullets.