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Bill Clinton Loves His Cock (as in Chicken)
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Posted on 07/08/2002 9:03:08 AM PDT by Texaggie79
NEW YORK (DPI) - Ex-President Bill Clinton may be out of the glare of the media spotlight these days, but that hasn't stopped him from taking his cock out in public. "Hell, yeah, I take it out!" said the former Commander-in-Chief. "You would, too, if you had a cock this beautiful! Just look at it! It would be a shame to leave it all cooped up." 
His wife, NY senator Hillary Clinton seems resigned to the fact: "Bill loves his cock more than he loves me -- in fact, he's really proud of that big thing. I owned a cat when we were dating, and Bill wouldn't go near my pussy. He'd pull out that monstrous cock at the drop of a hat, though" Said former first daughter Chelsea, "It's embarrassing when I bring over some of my girlfriends from college and Daddy brings out his huge cock and starts playing with it in front of us. He's such a dork sometimes."
Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Linda Bloodworth-Thompson, Madonna and the Olsen twins could not be reached for comment.
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To: Texaggie79
Here's to dreaming that this thread lasts......
To: Texaggie79
Either 10 posts or 300.
To: CholeraJoe
I meant, survives the wrathful arm of the mods......
To: Texaggie79
I don't get why the head is all red?
To: Texaggie79
That's what I was referring to. If they don't pull it (OMG did I say that?) by 10 it'll go 300.
To: Texaggie79
the Olsen twins could not be reached for comment. BWAHAHAHAHAH
To: BrooklynGOP
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To: hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; one_particular_harbour; Argh
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To: CholeraJoe
Caption time, Bill with his only friend.
To: dubyaismypresident
"But this one's eating my popcorn."
To: Texaggie79
To: BrooklynGOP
LMAO
To: CholeraJoe
Either 10 posts or 300. Well we've passed 10....
To: Texaggie79
I don't think this thread does credit to FR. IMNSHO, but no offense intended toward ya.
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07/08/2002 10:08:21 AM PDT
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sauropod
To: dubyaismypresident
Please. He's just implementing the Elder's technique of masturbatory manipulation.
If you had a Hildebeast by your side, you'd be playing with "your dingaling" {old song just dated myself} as well.
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