"Looks like another case of suicide by deflation boys. OK, tag her, bag her and put her in my squad car. I need to take her back to the office for a 'closer look'"
Posted on 08/05/2002 11:41:41 AM PDT by Tancred
Police 'Rescue' Sex Doll from Lake Mon Aug 5, 9:34 AM ET
VIENNA (Reuters) - Austrian police following up on reports of a corpse floating in Lake Constance found only an abandoned inflatable sex doll, police said Monday.
Police rushed to the lake bordering Switzerland and Germany after a boatsman Friday called to say he had spotted a body. A 20-minute search turned up the female sex dummy, they said.
"Looks like another case of suicide by deflation boys. OK, tag her, bag her and put her in my squad car. I need to take her back to the office for a 'closer look'"
Bleech. No. I have no desire to view human flotsam...
I had it on while doing some work on the computer. It was painful to watch.
Around here it was being advertised as "not intended to be funny, it just is"
Did they check the doll for bruises? Bite marks?
Check the lake for STDs?
Guess the UK is happy it didn't happen there.
They've been whacked enough with bio-outbreaks as it is.
I won't ask you where you found those ;^)
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