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NEW BUMPER STICKERS

Posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage

Bumper Stickers

1. Jesus loves you. . . everyone else thinks you're an a$$hole. 2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings" 3. The proctologist called, they found your head. 4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 5. Save Your Breath. . . You'll need it to blow up your date! 6. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 7. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 8. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Hang up and drive. 10. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! 11. Heart Attacks. . . God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 13. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. 14. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me. " 15. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 16. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 17. Welcome to America. . . Now speak English


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1 posted on 08/28/2002 6:19:27 PM PDT by drunknsage
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To: drunknsage
"If I had know this would happen, I'd have picked my own damn cotton."

Seen in Alabama.

2 posted on 08/28/2002 6:22:38 PM PDT by blam
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To: blam
THAT is funny! --Here's one that's on MY car...

REPUBLICAN WOMEN MAKE GREAT LEADERS

You're Following One Now

3 posted on 08/28/2002 6:26:27 PM PDT by NordP
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To: drunknsage
"My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that."

With a picture of Dale Earnhardt "Hey bin Laden, there's only one Intimidator...It ain't you."

4 posted on 08/28/2002 6:28:16 PM PDT by cyclotic
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To: drunknsage
Seen in Denver: "I Know Jack $#!^"
6 posted on 08/28/2002 6:32:42 PM PDT by AdA$tra
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To: NordP
"THAT is funny! --Here's one that's on MY car..."

I have two on my truck the one on the left says:

I don't Believe The Liberal Media

The one on the right Says:

Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com

7 posted on 08/28/2002 6:36:40 PM PDT by blam
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To: drunknsage
Here is my all time favorite

"When all the trees are gone, I'll wipe my @ss with the Spotted Owl"

8 posted on 08/28/2002 6:47:21 PM PDT by MJY1288
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To: drunknsage
Here is another one I saw on a Libertarians car

Drugs aren't for those who can't handle reality... Reality is for those who can't handle their drugs" Harry Browne for president

9 posted on 08/28/2002 6:51:33 PM PDT by MJY1288
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To: drunknsage
Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle.
11 posted on 08/28/2002 7:29:08 PM PDT by TankerKC
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To: drunknsage
If I ever get a sticker for my car, it will say:

ASK ME ABOUT MY VOW OF SILENCE

12 posted on 08/28/2002 8:48:06 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: drunknsage
Too funny! It is nice to have a good laugh after such a night of lousy news! Thanks!
13 posted on 08/28/2002 8:52:05 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: blam
Seen in Alabama.

Really? Isn't it some sort of hate crime or something? Or do some people not get it?
14 posted on 08/28/2002 8:53:03 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: drunknsage
Here's the ones currently on my 4X4:

1) He Who Dies With the Most Toys.......STILL DIES!!!!

2) Road Rage: Next 10 Miles!

15 posted on 08/28/2002 8:54:37 PM PDT by dirtbiker
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To: drunknsage
"how many times do I have to flush before you'll go away?"
16 posted on 08/28/2002 8:58:00 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: MJY1288; drunknsage
LOL!!!!!
17 posted on 08/28/2002 8:59:33 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: TankerKC
Being a victim is a one time-event, not a lifestyle.

worth repeating.

18 posted on 08/28/2002 9:00:49 PM PDT by kstewskis
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To: drunknsage
Local Republican candidate in Boulder Countyhas--"Never Mind Tibet, Free Boulder County!"
19 posted on 08/28/2002 9:02:32 PM PDT by Laserman
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To: drunknsage
One that occurred to me was "If I had a kid, he or she would be an honor role student somewhere...maybe."
20 posted on 08/28/2002 9:04:42 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: big_fat_idiot
lol, I love it!
21 posted on 08/28/2002 9:07:39 PM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: drunknsage
One for the front bumper seen in 2000 "Run Hillary Run"
22 posted on 08/28/2002 9:08:43 PM PDT by Archie Bunker on steroids
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To: drunknsage
My fave is:

YOU! Out of the Gene Pool!

24 posted on 08/28/2002 9:27:12 PM PDT by Dems_R_Losers
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To: drunknsage
Here's one I havent put on anything yet:

Sex is like pizza: when it's good, it's very good; and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!

25 posted on 08/28/2002 9:36:30 PM PDT by dirtbiker
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To: Dems_R_Losers
I've seen 2 different versions of this one, one was

"Who peed in the gene pool?" and the other was

"The gene pool needs more chlorine in it!"

26 posted on 08/28/2002 9:39:53 PM PDT by dirtbiker
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To: drunknsage
One currently on my SUV has the POW/MIA symbol with the sidebar, "General Lee would not have left you behind."

The other one has an American flag and says "NUKE the Bastards."

Gets some funny looks...
27 posted on 08/28/2002 10:17:07 PM PDT by PLMerite
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To: blam
LOL!
28 posted on 08/28/2002 10:49:35 PM PDT by Yehuda
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To: drunknsage
Great thread!

There's I [heart] my dog.
I [spayed] my dog.
I [club] my dog.

29 posted on 08/28/2002 10:57:40 PM PDT by agrandis
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To: drunknsage
bumped for later reading...
30 posted on 08/28/2002 11:02:35 PM PDT by timestax
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To: agrandis
This is my favorite:

"If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?"
31 posted on 08/28/2002 11:07:17 PM PDT by lavrenti
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To: agrandis
Here in the Great White North, I've seen one that says..."I (club) baby seals". I've got to get or make one.
32 posted on 08/28/2002 11:10:46 PM PDT by ALASKA
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To: drunknsage
I saw a good one the other day: Where there's a will, put me in it!"
33 posted on 08/28/2002 11:19:30 PM PDT by Born on the Storm King
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To: Born on the Storm King
On the back of a young lady's blazer: Let go of my ears! I know what I'm doing.
34 posted on 08/29/2002 7:05:32 AM PDT by wordsofearnest
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To: drunknsage
To Hell with world peace,
visualize hanging up the damn phone

Exactly what part of
!!! GET OFF MY @SS !!!
don't you understand?

35 posted on 08/29/2002 7:17:56 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: drunknsage
I saw one that was hysterical......"God Bless America and the Farmer that feeds your fat a*s"
36 posted on 08/29/2002 7:22:37 AM PDT by geege
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To: drunknsage
a few more to add to your list:

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws children will evolve

To all the virgins in the world, thanks for nothing

Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition

my personal fav:

...And Hilary would be the village idiot...

37 posted on 08/29/2002 8:52:45 AM PDT by ZinGirl
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To: drunknsage; wardaddy; Poohbah; Squantos; Marine Inspector; PsyOps; Cap'n Crunch
KICK THEIR A$$ AND TAKE THE GAS!

Driver Carries Only $20 In Ammunition.

KEEP HONKING, I'M RELOADING!

9 OUT OF THE 10 VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN MY GUNS TODAY.

EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED AT SNIPER SCHOOL.

38 posted on 08/29/2002 8:56:39 AM PDT by Travis McGee
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To: ALASKA; MJY1288
From the Colorado School of Mines:

Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires!
39 posted on 08/29/2002 8:57:37 AM PDT by SLB
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To: Travis McGee
EARTH FIRST!

We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

40 posted on 08/29/2002 8:59:30 AM PDT by Poohbah
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To: agrandis
I [heart] my dog.
I [spayed] my dog.
I [club] my dog.

Then there's the Li'l Vandal's version: it's a round image of a big wood screw, to be pasted over the heart image in your first example above.

41 posted on 08/29/2002 9:04:19 AM PDT by Hank Rearden
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To: drunknsage
My personal favorite.

There Is No Problem In Life That Can't Be Solved With The Use Of High Explosives
42 posted on 08/29/2002 9:06:05 AM PDT by CougarGA7
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To: Our man in washington
I saw one that said..."My Child is a Booger Eating Moron"
43 posted on 08/29/2002 9:08:26 AM PDT by antivenom
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To: CougarGA7
Happiness is a Belt-Fed Weapon, Nuke the Baby Whales, Visualize Whirled Peas and other new-age-green-idiot-irritating stickers can be offset by such as...

No Cross, No Crown. Welcome to Eternity! Smoking or Non-Smoking?
44 posted on 08/29/2002 9:14:27 AM PDT by esopman
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To: PLMerite
Maybe they think that you want to nuke the POWs? Or General Lee?
45 posted on 08/29/2002 10:18:24 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: blam
Join The Resistance
www.freerepublic.com

Cool! Where'd you get that?

46 posted on 08/29/2002 10:25:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: drunknsage; RonDog; poet; stalin
DUMP DAVIS!!! aka California.
47 posted on 08/29/2002 11:09:36 AM PDT by d14truth
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To: d14truth
Here's mine, a take-off on a remark by Danesh D'Souza (sp?):

"I came to America because I just had to see a country where poor people are fat!"

...and I might amend that to say: "...and have cell phones!"

48 posted on 08/29/2002 11:19:19 AM PDT by Airborne Longhorn
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To: Travis McGee

My "bumper sticker"........nuff said :o)

Stay Safe TM !!

49 posted on 08/29/2002 11:34:10 AM PDT by Squantos
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To: Squantos
LOL!
50 posted on 08/29/2002 11:40:55 AM PDT by Fred Mertz
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